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Hamilton Nolan · 09/18/15 11:02AMThis Fat Little Idiot Has No Idea How to Sleep
Kelly Conaboy · 09/11/15 12:40PMThis dog’s name is “Spanky,” allegedly, but if you told me his name was “Sleepy” I’d have no choice but to believe you. And then I’d have no choice but to ask, “But—shouldn’t his name be ‘Dumb Sleepy’ or ‘Sleepy Idiot’ or, I don’t know, something like ‘Falls Over from Sleepiness ‘Cause of No Brain’?”
Johnny Depp Is Not Concerned About Those Smuggling Charges—And Why Should He Be—His Fall Guy Is Bound to Him For Life
Gabrielle Bluestone · 09/11/15 09:45AMSuppose one night a witch came to you in a dream and presented you with the following proposition: You can have minor fame and a reasonable prenup if you marry Johnny Depp. But someday, when the time comes, you may have to go to jail for him because he needed a pair of dumb dogs with him on set to “focus,” whatever that means. Would you do it? Honestly, it doesn’t really matter if you would because someone has already taken your place: poor, sweet Amber Heard.
The Rock Saves Tiny Puppy From Drowning, Proves Ultimate Fearlessness, Cements "Baller" Status
Jay Hathaway · 09/08/15 09:21AMEven on Labor Day, there can be no rest for action star and known baller Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. The Rock brought home two new French Bulldog puppies Monday—BRUTUS and HOBBS (all caps, please)—and wouldn’t you know it, as soon as he set them down outside, those cute li’l fuckers ran straight for his baller-ass swimming pool.
Tiny Pup Prefers the Window Stay Down, Not That You Care
Hudson Hongo · 09/01/15 11:30PM"National Dog Day" Sounds Fake But Who Cares Here Are Like 50 Dogs
Hudson Hongo · 08/26/15 10:00PMAccording to various #websites, August 26 (today!) is #NationalDogDay. In light of this news, an obvious question might be, “Wait, what governing body even has the authority to declare such a holiday?” However, an even more obvious answer is, “What’s it matter, you drip, don’t we all deserve to see a bunch of dogs?”
Dumb Ol' Dog Just Loves His Box So Much
Hudson Hongo · 08/10/15 11:00PMThis Tiny Dog's Balloon-Related Talents Will Always Exceed Your Own
Hudson Hongo · 08/06/15 11:00PMYou Will Never Escape My Horde of Golden Hounds
Hudson Hongo · 07/26/15 09:45PMWhere Is the Dog? There Is the Dog
Hudson Hongo · 07/17/15 12:15AMHave you seen the dog? If not, keep watching, because he’s definitely there.
Is This Dog Afraid of This Feather Because It Smells Like a Bird?
Kelly Conaboy · 07/10/15 09:37AMThis little coward is afraid of a feather—a feather. A damn feather. Why, though?
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Hamilton Nolan · 06/11/15 03:10PMThat's a Very Good Dog
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/09/15 07:20PMTrust No One: Dog Walker Allegedly Traded Puppy for Drugs
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/07/15 09:05PMPetco Stops Using Dryers That Allegedly Gave a Dog Fatal Heatstroke
Jay Hathaway · 06/04/15 06:40PMAfter a two-year-old golden retriever died in one of Petco’s drying cages last week, allegedly of heatstroke, the pet store chain says it has stopped using kennel dryers at any of its locations. After a grooming and bath, Colby the dog was left inside one of the dryers while his groomer left the store to go to a graduation. A vet told his owner he died of heatstroke.