Oh, Ryan. Sweet, self-loathing closet case Ryan (examples here). What homophobic hogwash do you have for us this week? Answer: a lot. Tonight, Ryan stepped up his homophobic game tenfold, and things got ugly (and real). Videos inside.

Michael Waldron was born with a congenital malformation that left him without four fingers on his right hand. Struggling to fit in—and function—his entire life, 18-year-old Waldron found new hope with a brand new bionic hand. Video inside.

One night after M.I.A.'s disastrous Late Show performance, David Letterman welcomed "experimental performance artist" (according to her Wikipedia) Laurie Anderson on the program to, well, do some weird ass spoken-word/repetitive thing involving experts, problems, and the oil spill? Video inside.

Tonight, an entire era of pointless, vapid reality television ended when The Hills signed off for forever. After four years of drinking, fighting, crying, breaking up and making frienemies, the girls examined their futures and it all ended for reals.

On The View today, the ladies held a discussion about Mel Gibson and the recording of his obscenity-laden phone call with ex Oksana Grigorieva. During the chat, Whoopi Goldberg repeatedly defended Gibson and insisted he's not a racist. Video inside.

One criticism of soccer is the faking of injuries by players (like this, or this), but this was real. In what should have been a red card (was yellow, instead), the Netherlands' De Jong just drop-kicked Spain's Alonso. Video inside.

We know them as the favorite sons of Jon Stewart's burgeoning Daily Show, but it's been five years since we've seen Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell together. Watch tonight's debate, and clips of the duo's greatest toe-to-toes, after the jump!

Tonight, Jon Stewart put America's favorite insanity-ridden network in its place when he decried Fox News' anti-Muslim biases regarding NASA's recent foray into diplomacy, as well as the controversy over the construction of new mosques across the country. Video inside.

Tonight, John Oliver continued his World Cup-related Daily Show segments with an examination into the lack of racism in formerly apartheid-ridden South Africa as the World Cup continues. That said, Oliver found one racist to conquer them all. Video inside.

Accusations of "fame-whoring" and emotional abuse flew, but in the end Jake was "just not that into" Vienna. It makes sense: hot dude—with perfectly-groomed eyebrows—moves to LA, begins an acting career, and forgets about his possibly cross-eyed fiancée.

Yes, people—even me, sometimes—enjoy making fun of Larry King. But tonight, David Letterman's Late Show Top 10 List—"Reasons Larry King Is Retiring"—was uncharacteristically harsh toward King, with multiple personal jabs at the sexxxy broadcaster. Video inside.

Tonight's Daily Show was chock-full of World Cup talk. First, Jon Stewart recapped the last few days of competition. Then, correspondent John Hodgman channeled Glenn Beck and talked about how soccer can "fix" itself to last in America. Videos inside.

Meet Ted and Gracie, a couple living in the East Village who are ready to pledge their lives to each other. Unfortunately, the video makes us feel as though we're accomplice to the inevitable murder and dismemberment of Gracie's body.

Tonight, Jon Stewart bounced back and forth between a few topics during his opening segment, from the United States' World Cup loss to Ghana, to the G20 Summit, to awkward beer bottle clanking moments with President Obama. Video inside.

Tonight, Chris Brown (yes, him) performed a "tribute" to Michael Jackson at the BET Awards. After a few minutes of showing off his dance moves, Brown got ~emotional~ and, in turn, transformed the tribute into something obnoxiously self-serving. Video inside.

This is ridiculous. During the second overtime period of today's USA-Ghana World Cup match, a Ghana player "fell," softly and COMPLETELY BY HIMSELF, wouldn't get up (even after the referee insisted), and was carried away ON A GURNEY. Video inside.

Taiwanese company NMA made us laugh before with their animated reenactments of the Tiger Woods scandal and the Jay Leno/Conan O'Brien Late Night Wars. Now, Al Gore's "crazed sex poodle" masseuse scandal has been digitized for our entertainment. Video inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart was just as giddy about America's World Cup victory as everyone else, and he let his excitement be known (comedically). Then, Stewart and John Oliver had a heated—and hilarious—debate about the game. Video inside.

After 9hrs and 58mins—the longest tennis match in history—John Isner is STILL tied with Nicolas Mahut at Wimbledon; they'll continue tomorrow. Inside, video of Isner's disappointment at the decision to cancel, prompted by Mahut's refusal to play on.

Andy Cohen's self-indulgent train wreck, Watch What Happens Live, contained two surprises tonight. First, Real Housewife Danielle Staub performed her new single—a duet with Lori Michaels—and was... good? Then, Staub kinda/sorta/maybe came out as a lesbian. Videos inside.