Miley Cyrus knows she doesn't sound good live... so why does she insist on subjecting us to it? Tonight, Cyrus closed the MMVAs with a half-naked, breathy, shrieking rendition of "Can't Be Tamed," complete with a tribal theme! Video inside.

Tonight's MuchMusic Video Awards (like Canada's VMAs, but worse/younger) are ripe with awkwardness. First, Miley Cyrus attempted to introduce Drake while bitching about her cue cards. Then, Drake refused to start his performance after a technical mishap. Video inside.

"He should be embarrassed to be rolling around," said ABC's announcer moments after the Ivory Coast's Keita faked a blow to the face in the most overdramatic, ridiculous way possible, forcing an unjust red card for Brazil's Kaka. Video inside.

Oh. My. God. If you're easily disturbed, this video—in which a mother enlists her two young sons to help with a raunchy-as-hell amateur video to Yo Gotti's "5 Star Chick"—is not for you. Otherwise, come on in!

Today, CNN reported that President Obama's Tuesday address failed because it was written at a 10th grade level and, therefore, too smart for us idiot Americans. Tonight, Stephen Colbert dumbed it down in the most hilarious way possible. Video inside.

Even though he's already apologized for his apology to BP for having to set aside $20 billion to help clean up the Gulf, Congressman Joe Barton isn't yet off the hook. And tonight, Jon Stewart made that clear. Video inside.

Perez Hilton talked with Joy Behar tonight regarding the ~alleged~ fact that he's a creepy pervert who posted an upskirt photo of 17-year-old Miley Cyrus. Hilton's statements were so ridiculous that they must be seen to be believed. Videos inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart called out President Obama for not only not living up to his campaign-era promises to reverse many of the Bush Administration's war-related human rights policies, but also attempting to introduce new, even more harsh ones. Video inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart debuted the first of what will hopefully be many World Cup-related segments. Between elephants on the road, vuvuzelas, Robert Green's sticky fingers, and an England-USA debate with John Oliver, there was a lot to discuss! Video inside.

Tonight was Part II of the Real Housewives of NY Reunion Trilogy and, like its Godfather counterpart, it was just as good as Part I. The best part? Kelly Bensimon's completely insane explanation of her completely insane breakdown/self. Videos inside.

Martin Tyler is an English "football" commentator and was one of two ABC announcers during this afternoon's England-USA World Cup game. After the American goal that tied things up, Tyler repeatedly—and condescendingly—cried foul. Videos of his whining, inside.

Lady Gaga premiered her "Alejandro" music video (directed by Steven Klein) today and, while its nine-minute runtime is comparable to the video for "Telephone," the similarities end there. Military! Sex! Military Sex! The highly stylish video, and initial reaction, inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart congratulated Rush Limbaugh for his weekend wedding (the one we flew a plane over) before he switched gears and made some biting comments to Helen Thomas for the anti-Semitic remarks that forced her into retirement. Videos inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart used video footage to embarrass Glenn Beck for his assertion that Fox News was the only media outlet airing disturbing video of IDF soldiers being beaten by passengers on a Turkish flotilla (it wasn't). Video inside.

Tonight, The Daily Show returned from a two-week hiatus. Naturally, Jon Stewart opened with a focus on the disastrous BP oil spill. Unexpectedly, however, Stewart spent several minutes criticizing President Obama for his apparent unfocused and lazy response. Video inside.

OMGAGA! Tonight's episode of Larry King Live was an hour full of Lady Gaga goodness—and it delivered. Video of the best moments—awkward exchanges, Gaga's thoughts on fame and religion, a preview of the "Alejandro" video, and more—is inside.

Glenn Beck has never been very tactful, but his four-minute tirade against Malia Obama this morning over her "Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?" question regarding BP's oil leak represented a reprehensible new low. Audio inside. Update: Beck responds.

Jerry Seinfeld was the guest on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night, and he wasn't quite sure why he was there. When host Andy Cohen tried to make him play a game called "The Housewives Ref," things got ugly.

This is one of those times when I really don't know what to say besides this: here is a video, currently circulating around the Internet, depicting several elementary school-aged children simulating sex during some sort of holy-sh*t-this-is-just-plain-wrong dance party. *Shudder*

It's no secret that Heidi Montag wants to replace Megan Fox in the third installment of Michael Bay's Transformers series, but we didn't know how badly she longed for it until now. Inside, an "audition" video she made for Bay.