In an interview that was apparently filmed Monday with Philadelphia Fox 29’s Quincy Harris, Yusaf Mack announced, “I’m gay!” Monday was also the day that, per an initially dubious, lengthy statement (that crisis manager/hairstylist/singer Anthony Cherry eventually confirmed to me was “true”), the boxer supposedly announced he was bisexual and then he didn’t say a goddamn thing on TMZ Live. Last week, Mack said he was drugged in a porn he did for the company DawgPoundUSA. It’s been quite the two weeks for Mack. In the Fox 29 interview, he called his initial account of the shoot “all a lie.”

Yusaf Mack’s story just got a little more insane. The professional boxer, who alleged last week that he was drugged during for his performance in a gay porn video for DawgPoundUSA, just appeared on TMZ Live, apparently at the request of his crisis manager Anthony Cherry (who’s also a hairstylist and singer). Beaming in via Skype, Mack refused to answer virtually every question he was asked, claiming that he couldn’t talk about his porn video because it’s a “legal matter.”

Everything about the recent viral infamy of Yusaf Mack is insane—from the actual gay porn threesome he participated in to his decision to address it, which brought the video far more attention than it would have received if he had just ignored its existence. Perhaps the most insane thing, though, is this quote that Mack, a 35-year-old professional boxer who holds some regional titles, gave to the Philadelphia Daily News’s Jenice Armstrong to exonerate himself:

Modern Family actor Jesse Tyler Ferguson didn't exactly plan his coming out moment, which involved gay porn, a citizen's arrest, and his dad.

I can't remember the last time I even saw a stamp, but then again I don't live in Finland, where their new stamps feature drawings of gay bondage porn.

Republican State Senator Mark Grisanti voted for last year's marriage equality bill. Republican State Senator Mark Grisanti is the reason your son is having hot gay sex.

Last week, the Washington Post published a story called "In 2012, AIDS is a different beast for gay men in D.C.," which aimed to be illuminating, but probably not as much as it would turn out to be. It was later revealed that one of the article's main sources, the HIV-positive D.J. Steedley, who is described as "the modern face of the HIV/AIDS epidemic" and as needing "a certain level of discipline and caution," was signed as a contract performer to the notorious bareback gay porn company Treasure Island Media. Steedely previously appeared as a performer for the equally notorious, often bareback "military" porn company Active Duty. Oops.

Paris-based electro new wave pop band The Aikiu is looking to stir up some buzz ahead of its debut album, which will be released later this year.

We've seen a Santorum campaign poster made out of (fake) Santorum, but this newest portrait of one of the crackpots who might be the Republican nominee for President (crazier things have happened) will get you a little bit more, um, excited. It's a picture of Rick Santorum made entirely out of gay porn.

Slate advice column Dear Prudence (which really is the prudest internet advice column) fielded a titillating question of dubious veracity today, from a gay man in a committed sexual relationship with his twin brother. Could this letter possibly be real? Let's discuss.

It looks like Calvin Klein might be tiring of his 21-year-old boyfriend Nick Gruber. Klein was partying without his main man this weekend and now it appears the two are "on a break."

The Fox News station in Boston kicked off their newscast last night with this investigation, about a local English teacher and crew coach who made several gay porn movies recently. He's now on paid leave and will probably lose his job. What do we think of all this?

Jet Set Studios, the gay porn company behind such comedic gems as Getting Levi's Johnson and To Fuck a Predator, has just released Anthony's Weener. It's the story of what happens when a gay Congressman accidentally tweets a picture of his penis. Don't worry, the trailer above is safe(ish) for work.

Sgt. Matthew W. Simmons, an active duty member of the Marine Corps Band, may be breathing a bit easier today because a military court ruled that it was fine and dandy that he filmed some gay porn movies wearing pieces of his Marine uniform. Wow, "don't ask, don't tell" fell and now soldiers making gay porn is just hunky dory.

Gay porn website QueerClick offers some very convincing photographic (and we mean graphic!) evidence that one of the sets that played a big part in you-know-it's-gonna-win-Best-Picture flick The King's Speech was previously used in a skin flick.

If the pictures of Calvin Klein's 20-year-old boyfriend we showed you earlier weren't revealing enough, don't worry. You can see more of him in some of the gay porn that he made. Don't worry, we're keeping it safe for work.

Jasonbateman.com used to link to a gay porn hub. But in advance of his new movie, The Switch, Bateman's lawyers made the gay porn site go away. This is like the time our name linked to a gourmet cheese importer.

Daniel Craig just picked up a $1.9 million TriBeCa penthouse. The National Enquirer also just suggested he's gay. Could the two be connected?

Police arrested Andrew Grande (porn name Dustin Michaels) with a bag of weed in his possession, which he apparently tried to swallow. When he resisted arrest, they tased him, and he choked on the bag. A reality cameraman filmed it.

Hooray! "Vincent DeSalvo"—a.k.a. Grove City College student and occasional gay porn star John Gechter—is leaving behind the puritanical college that suspended him for a little bit of paid power bottoming.