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Gift Guide Roundup: Never Stop Remembering The '90s
Caity Weaver · 11/28/12 04:00PMLast week, we asked you to embark with us on a leisurely paddleboat ride down the river Nostalgia to help choose the best gifts who people who not only lived through, but, remember the 90s. You delivered like DOMINO'S (in under 30 minutes or it's free—until that guarantee was dropped in the '90s because harried deliverymen kept getting into car accidents).
What to do When a Cabbie Holds Your Phone Hostage, Hating On Gifts in Public, and Other Questionable Advice
Caity Weaver · 09/06/12 01:35PMRemembering Helen Gurley Brown's Unrealized Pube Paperweight
Cord Jefferson · 08/17/12 04:25PMKanye West Is Addicted to Handing Out $34K Skull Statues to His Friends
Caity Weaver · 07/03/12 04:35PMThese Are the Year's Worst Christmas Presents
Brian Moylan · 12/27/11 04:50PMEnter Gawker's Worst Christmas Gift Contest
Brian Moylan · 12/23/11 03:00PMGiant Line Outside UGG Store Disgusts Fashionistas
Maureen O'Connor · 12/20/11 04:10PM'Suri Cruise's $130,000 Christmas Wish List' Is Glorious
Maureen O'Connor · 12/19/11 04:45PMAre there any more promising words in gossip journalism than "In Touch Weekly got a hold of"? At the bottom of the tabloid pecking order, the primary documents In Touch "gets a hold of" tend to be spectacularly bad. But baby, In Touch will work what it's got, and for that I salute it. Their latest exclusive (as summarized by a Hollyscoop video) is about world's youngest sulking starlet Suri Cruise:
Gifts That Maim or Poison Children
Seth Abramovitch · 12/13/11 09:35PMWe've already offered you a selection of highly annoying gift ideas for the parent you'd like to drive slowly insane, but now we up the ante every so slightly: Here is our guide to toys that will inflict actual injury upon children you absolutely can't stand, free from worry of prosecution. (Conversely, you may actually want to avoid these toys, many of which have been identified by consumer watch lists as the most dangerous of 2011.)
Gifts For Your Dog
Hamilton Nolan · 12/09/11 04:30PMYou love your dog. Far more than your emotionally distant heart could ever love a human. And why not? Your dog never did anything but express an evolutionarily advantageous convincing simulacrum of love for you. You must show your love back. You must! But what to get Nibbles and Rocky this holiday season? Only the best.
The Five Stupidest Kinds of Christmas Gifts
Brian Moylan · 12/06/11 04:15PMBlack Friday Worker on the All-Night Shift Drives Into Canal
Lauri Apple · 11/26/11 03:13PMTime to Get Your 2012 'Great American Conservative Women' Calendar
Jim Newell · 09/09/11 04:30PMIs This the Palins' Baby Registry?
Seth Abramovitch · 07/21/11 01:31AMWhat Your Father's Day Gift Says About You
Richard Lawson · 06/19/11 10:05AMThe lesser two of the parents holidays (let's be serious) befalls the nation once more today, and given that it's Father's Day, not Mother's Day, that we're talking about here, you probably haven't gotten a gift yet. Which you should do! But be careful. Certain gifts say certain things you might not be aware of.