At last, Us Weekly confirms that Jennifer Lopez has finally succeeded at her lifelong goal of conceiving a child. Her only regret is that that witch Halle Berry beat her to it. [Us Weekly]
At 'Baywatch' star Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton-pornographer Rick Salomon's wedding, the bride wore something blue... a denim miniskirt. Nice. [Gatecrasher]
Jennifer Lopez plans to announce her long-awaited (by the kind of people who await such things) pregnancy at Saturday's concert at MSG, apparently. [Page Six]
Just when you thought nothing to do with the failed marriage of Two and A Half Men star Charlie Sheen and softcore somebody Denise Richards could ever, ever be interesting! ""Go cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser," he emailed her once. Her mom is undergoing chemo. [Page Six]
Britney Spears, who seems to have done absolutely nothing the judge ordered her to do (parenting classes, drug testing, etc), in order to keep her kids, is handling this crisis in trademark fashion: "An ass-flashing Spears showed up to the Peninsula Hotel last night, where hotel security flanked the popwreck and tried to chase away any photogs who ventured onto the property." [TMZ]
Here's one take on what happened to megalomaniacal money-man Jim Cramer at Gin Lane on Tuesday: "Arianna Huffington successfully convinced CNBC stock whiz Jim Cramer to write a blog for her Web site The Huffington Post at Gotham magazine's party for the cover boy." [R&M, last item]
The 'Hills' star dishes about the 'thoughts' that crossed her 'mind' right before her breast augmentation and rhinoplasty surgery: "Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don't wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don't care. If I don't wake up, it's worth it. I just wanted it so badly." [Us Weekly]
You can bid on Michael Biserta, that firefighter who got in trouble for showing off his ridiculous schlong in a Guys Gone Wild video, in a charity auction! But before you start liquidating your savings, be aware that's he's taken, "very happily dating a woman." You bet she's happy. [Page Six]
Little Jayden James and Sean Preston are stuck with their mom, a judge has ruled. Howevs, Britney Spears does have to undergo random drug testing, attend individual therapy and also go to parenting classes avec K Fed, horrors! [NYP]
