During a custody hearing, a former bodyguard for the tarnished songbird Britney Spears said she often did drugs and "pranced around nude" in front of her kids. God, at the same time? [NYP]
O.J. Simpson is being held without bail, and is expected to be charged with seven felonies, for breaking into a Vegas hotel room and attempting to steal sports memorabilia he claims is his own. But he always seemed like such a great guy! [NYP]
His wife Trudie Styler's tantric lovemakings are apparently not sufficient for Sting, who was spotted leaving a "notorious brothel" in Germany. How did he find the place? Did they put on the red li ... sorry. Sorry! [Daily Mail]
Foxy Brown's lawyer, state Senator (yes!) John Sampson, who had told the jury that sentenced Brown to a year in jail for violating probation that Brown was three months pregnant, apparently totally lied! [NYP]
The rep for High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens says, "This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public." Uh, or it's the best thing that's happened to her career yet. [TMZ]
Did Weinstein Co., coproducers of Project Runway, ban Tim Gunn from mentioning Proj Run in his book? Tim says yes, Harvey says no. Gosh, I'm sure we're all going to believe Harvey Weinstein over the nicest most huggable gay in the world. [NYP]
Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger amicably split a few weeks ago, a source confirmed to Us Weekly on Labor Day (sneaky!). Was it her haircut? His male pattern baldness? Did the height difference eventually prove insurmountable? [Us Weekly]
Kevin Federline admits, via the latest filing in his divorce from Britney Spears, that he's worth exactly zero dollars and zero cents, and he's wanting a handout from his ex, who makes—sigh—$737,868 a month. [NYP]
"I was just out of rehab, and [Steve Coogan] was right there with the drugs. I tried to warn Owen. I tried to warn his friends ... I hope from the bottom of my heart that Owen stays the hell away from that guy." [Us Weekly]
Owen Wilson's addictions to cocaine and heroin contributed to his suicide attempt. Oh and the Kate Hudson-Dax Shepard thing can't have helped. [Us Weekly]
The language in the complaint to the Department of Children and Family Services about Britney Spears' mistreatment of her kids, which included "allegations of poor dental hygiene, as well as poor eating and sleeping habits," also showed up in a legal brief K-Fed's lawyer filed today. Huh. [TMZ]
Owen Wilson was mysteriously hospitalized yesterday and, while no respectable news organization has reported this yet, he's rumored to have slit his wrists and taken pills. Owen, honey. Well. It is a bummer that Kate Hudson is dating Dax Shepard. [TMZ, Daily Mail]
Hey, Dina Lohan, your daughter Lindsay's in rehab for the third time and you're being sued right and left and even your ex-con ex-husband is looking like a good parent compared to you. What do you have to say for yourself? ""My children and I are in a wonderful place in our lives, and people just want to make things up and see us fail!" To be fair, though, Cirque Lodge does seem like a pretty wonderful place. [24Sizzler]
Britney Spears is contemplating a hop across the pond to the UK, but for now she's still in L.A., driving around aimlessly with her kids in the car. [OK!]
Concert mishap-prone diva Beyonce Knowles accidentally flashed her tits to an audience. And this had her lookin' so crazy, etc. [Hollywoodtuna which, actually, just typing that makes us feel gross]
"Blind" item from gossip marm Ben Widdicombe: "Which druggy young actress, who commands in the solid seven figures per role, is infamous for pocketing the rolled-up bills of her pals after snorting cocaine?" Hmm. [Gatecrasher, last item]
