Terrence Howard to a blonde woman in a cab, purportedly: "I want you to pop the zits on my back with your teeth." You know, it's hard out there for a pimple. [Page Six]
Britney Spears' official website features a new tiger-themed animation that will take your breath away, especially if you turn the sound way up. She's back, y'all! Well, in a website way. [Britney Spears]
Anna Nicole's mom says her daughter was "wild and crazy," and that her rags-to-riches self-portrayal was kind of a lie. Boy, the grief-stricken will say anything, right? [TMZ]
Paula Abdul isn't doing such a great job as American Idol judge. She slurs her words on national TV and has even admitted to a dependence on painkillers. And let's face it: she's never been known for her singing skills, so what gives her the right to judge others? Yeah, she definitely needs to be replaced. BY COURTNEY LOVE. [Us Weekly]
Serena Williams: "There's nothing like being hungry for the sport of tennis, and I was really eager and famished, and I needed to feed." Later: "Although Williams is carrying more weight than she did at the peak of her tennis career in 2003, she said that others underestimated her level of fitness. 'I definitely think I'm in better shape than I get credit for,' she said." [NYT]
'Hounddog,' the movie featuring Dakota Fanning's ostensibly cheeky, adorable rape scene, couldn't find a buyer at Sundance. Also, Roger Friedman complains that "There is no point that I can find to the child's rape." What, giving us all a chuckle isn't enough of a point? [FoxNews]
Early on the morning of January 20th, Jennifer Aniston had her "deviated septum" re-redone, her publicist confirms to Us. Because when your ex-husband is fathering the children of one of the most naturally beautiful women in the world, plastic surgery is totally the best revenge. [UsWeekly]
Foam-obsessed Top Chef villain Marcel Vigneron learned the hard way that his "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win" 'tude doesn't play so well off camera: he had to get 30 stitches after an irate (Ilan supporting?) viewer clocked him with a bottle. [Page Six]
Well, according to Page Six, she had botched surgery to correct it years ago, which only ended up making it worse. And those blue contacts aren't helping matters, either. We're glad this is finally coming out; before it seemed like it was one of those weird gossip no-fly zones, like Angelina Jolie's skeleton arms. [Page Six]
Did Lindsay really get her appendix out, or was she just extra extra extra "exhausted"? Also, where can we buy a pair of the panties you mention, Liz ? [Liz Smith]
