Because of the "good behavior" she displayed by showing up in court, Paris Hilton will only serve about 23 days, and she'll be separated from the general inmate population. Just like at Hyde! [AP]
Paris Hilton got her shrink to say that being forced to testify in that Zeta Graff defamation suit would "exacerbate her current mental condition," and the trial was postponed. [TMZ]
John Mayer is a badass alternative rebel. "On Tuesday, he stayed true to his laid-back stance and popped open two top buttons on his shirt. The message to fashion observers? 'This says, I'll play your game only so far,' he quipped." [WWD]
Lindsay Lohan's subtle, tasteful mom Dina was working the red carpet at last night's Georgia Rule premiere—as a special correspondent for ET. We're sure she asked some hard-hitting coke tape questions. [Page Six]
A spokesman says that style guru Isabella Blow's death was caused by cancer, but her 'friends' suspect otherwise, based on previous suicide attempts. [Gatecrasher]
Paris Hilton is so tired of getting hit on by cops. That's why they pull her over, don't you know. And poor long-suffering publicist Elliot Mintz gets kicked to the curb. [NYDN]
Page Six, citing "word on the street," says Lindsay Lohan was caught on cellphone cam doing something unwholesome. OMG! Was she inhaling a virgin daiquiri through her nostrils? [NYP]
Salman Rushdie was spotted patting Padma Lakshmi's rump at the PEN gala on Monday. Perhaps Diane von F. declared their overness too soon. [R&M, last item]
"My life seems determined by three initials. OCD, ABC and . . . who knows . . . even sooner than later, could be CBS," Rosie O'Donnell told Cindy Adams. Uh, watch your back, Katie! [Cindy]
Says the writer whose once-shelved Anna Nicole bio is getting a new lease on life thanks to that lady's death: "I feel morally compelled to put her words out there." [R&M]
"If I never acted again I couldn't care less," Alec Baldwin reportedly said while taping an episode of the View that will air Friday. He also said that he wanted to quit 30 Rock. Whee! [AP]
Halle Berry tried to kill herself once! When will her shocking revelations of victimhood end? When she stops having movies to promote, maybe. [Page Six]
