She lives with both her manager and his wife. This actress got caught getting nasty in the ladies' room—with another lady. A celeb wife has a hard time with her hard-partying hubby. They would do anything for love.
She even covered up the birth and adoption of a baby. Another actress is going bald from not eating and this soccer star doesn't want his attention-hogging celeb wife around. Sorry, it's not because she's secretly having his baby.
She's trying to bed directors to score parts, but no one is biting. This actress confessed to sleeping with a female pop star, and this reality star has her mom pimping her out. Some professions are older than others.
They say money can't buy happiness, but Marissa Mayer sure has been trying. And now the Google VP's hedonism/masochism roller coaster has, we hear, earned her a police spanking after a birthday party went too wild.
Someone needs to house train this lady not to go in the corner of the room. This actor and actress are bristling at their invented relationship. This network star is quite the cad. You can say he pissed people off.
He's didn't have sex with the mannequin, but he did (sort of) kidnap her. This fading male beauty is considering butt implants and this big-spending actress won't talk to store clerks. Isn't working retail already punishment enough?
Not only doesn't she wear deodorant, but usually skips panties too. This tweener is tweeking on drugs and this singer is cheating. Why can't they all be like this actress who did a selfless deed?
This time, she may call it quits. Not so for the wife of this actor, who seems to tolerate his cheating. Another actor sent his brother away so his penchant for underage conquests won't ruin his career. Oh, brotherly love.
She gives a whole new meaning to using protection. This star is faking a pregnancy for attention, a reality star flashed the world, and two actresses pulled the "don't you know who I am?" Sadly, we do.
She only leaves the house to get spotted with her kids. This actress got pregnant so her famous husband would stay closeted and a singer keeps his nanny from seeing her own baby. Please, someone, think of the children.
Loving Twilight is one thing, but she's actually drinking blood. This cheating actor is lying to his spouse (don't they all) and this talk show host berates her husband publicly (don't they all). Get the garlic and holy water!
He won't say nice things about any of the white contestants. This actress loves white things, as long as it's white powder, and Ben Kingsley tells a very racist tale. It seems we can't all just get along.
In your maddened Monday media column: fewer reporters are on the news-free White House travel beat, John Stossel demands unpaid interns, George Rush may take a buyout, and a Channel 13 employee's epic email on his way out the door.
Seems like even some of the castaways were confused by the ending. A male reality star paid to have his famous date enjoy some girl-on-girl action in public and a celebrity spawn is trying heroin. This is a gossip flash-sideways.
