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This actress casually drops racist slurs, another is an incurable stoner, another is a helpless coke head, another is a horrible mother and fighting with child services. As Mrs. Garrett would say, "Girls, girls, girls!"

He's secretly bald and using a piece. And so young! This actress was smoking meth in rehab and this actor got both his girlfriend and another lady pregnant at the same time. Everything is a sham!

Essence had substantial layoffs last November. Now, the beauty director's retiring, the beauty editor has left, and we hear an assistant was fired and the whole fashion team is AWOL today. Fashion PR people are worried! Know more? Email us.

Martha Stewart's (former) friend Mariana Pasternak has just released her backstabby tell-all book The Best of Friends: Martha and Me. We have culled some of its bitchy allegations for your reading pleasure! Today: Martha drives dangerously, is insane about animals.

Sure the designer already has a public boyfriend, but that's a small detail. Another pop star also likes to mess with the boys. Gosh, are the only straight people in Hollywood this kinky couple?

She's a thief, and now she's a star. This druggie actor is more of an angel, as in angel dust. One of the Celebrity Apprentice contestants wants to be a brawler. The blind items are always about identity.

This A-lister is into S/M, another star must leave his sunglasses on in bed, and an actress likes to bed down with her brother and his wife. Next to them, a cheating actor looks normal. Today's safe word is "gossip."

Her husband still doesn't know about the drugs! Everyone knows about this actress' drinking problem, especially when she publicly "performs." This male actor is just jonesing for sex with underage girls. Might as well face it, we're addicted to gossip.

It's not for his wife, it's for the hired help. This actress quit a job to get away from a power couple and their "arrangement." A friendly duo is only partying together for the fame. Two's company, three's a party!

Gossip about a book about about gossip about books and whatnot! Lately we've said to ourselves, "What this city needs is another thinly-veiled fictionalized tale of various media types doing their dramatic NYC thing." Hello, we hear one is coming!

Ah, young love. If they're not going their separate ways for new men, they're arguing on the red carpet. So much easier to do blow off a lady's tits at an Oscar party. That will never cause a fight!

Maybe her husband didn't mind, since he was home asleep. One Hollywood ex-husband is borrowing cash from his wife, while an ex-wife is blackmailing her famous former spouse. Another actor just pays for sex. That is clearly the easiest solution.

What a brawl we could have seen if this guy's famous wife knew he was sleeping with the actress just a few seats down. Another actor loves strippers and an actress loves drugs. We're all too close for comfort.

Which epic movie director specializes in fucking make-up artists in his trailer on set? "He leaves the windows open so everyone can hear him," said one colleague. "It's the most macho bullshit." The stunt backfired on a recent movie set because his squeeze was married.

Which A-list actress has a habit of politely excusing herself for cocaine binges between interviews at press junkets? The actress, with lustrous blonde hair extensions, indulged so much at one recent event, the rest of the day had to be canceled because her extensions were falling out and her nose was bloody.

When it is revealed, the star is going to have to spin it more than a lazy Susan. That's just a guess. We have no clue about a actress' dating habits or a bunch of Oscar nominees. That's your job!

According to SCOTUS expert David Lat at Above the Law, the John Roberts resignation "rumor" AMI's RadarOnline.com posted earlier today was part of a law professor's lecture on not trusting supposedly credible sources. It almost makes sense!

Scandal! New York's first lady, Michelle Paige, practically showed her ankles in public while dining out with a gentleman who is not her husband! The New-Amsterdam Daily Pictoral Post is on the scene.

This TV set is going to get complicated, since both his girlfriend and boytoy are co-stars of his. The set of this photo shoot was even worse, when the high-wattage celeb kept smoking meth. Just another day at the office.