It's bad enough he was cheating, but now he's extorting too. An actor is hitting on underage girlsa, and another star had an indecent public accident with another celeb. Also a clue about yesterdays' coked-up tweener. Oh callooh, callay!
She walked into the party, like she was walking on to a yacht. OK, it was more like walking into a brothel. This MTV star doesn't want her sex tape to be the clouds in her coffee. They're so vain.
She couldn't whore herself for fame, so now she's just a whore. This celeb is a slut with some funky spunk. A sober actress, a gay athlete, and a cheating golfer put out as well. They should get paid!
Cheating with one lady wasn't enough, so he went for a pair. These band members are feuding because of husband swapping. This reality star wants to bed all the Twilight boys. Today's Blind Items are sponsored by Big Love.
If she were a Sade song, she would be the "Sweetest Taboo." This actor is no "Smooth Operator," yelling at a scalper at the Olympics. There's "No Ordinary Love" for this star on set. Actually, there's no love at all.
They'll get over their recent break up but just for the PR. This actress gets good publicity for being nice on set, and this actor is looking to avoid negative notices for plastic surgery. All press is good press!
Who knew one of our favorite ladies is hiding a secret? Is it Crackerjacks? Juggs McGee? Whoever it is, they're better off than a actress who fails at flirting and an athlete's wannabe-actress wife. It's all real!
She's a drunk, depressed mess, who can't work and can't get any help. Maybe she needs some trusty aides, like this celeb couple who treats their staff well. A disgruntled staff only makes things worse. Just ask this pair!
Never get homophobic at a fashion show! He should keep his mouth shut, like this actress who never mentions her costar in interviews. Another actress doesn't need to worry about her mouth, but her nose and what goes up it.
You know the story: boy meets girl, girl loves boy, boy gets another boy, girl finds out and throws all of boy's possessions to the curb. Also introducing a boob-loving singer and a gay rapper. Time to meet cute!
We know many celebs have secrets hidden under their proper exteriors, but who knew they'd be so frilly! This New York actress is only hiding a diva's temperament. Maybe her and the actor should switch.
She used to rail against it, but now she's had a nip and tuck of her own. This singer doesn't have anything of his own, including any money, and another singer doesn't want to marry her own fiance. Scandals abound!
She's not even waiting for graduation to get busy with her intern. This actress needs a class in hiding her drug use. This actor skipped sex ed because he's totally impotent. And this naughty couple has been cheating. Schools out!
She doesn't need the money, she just likes the kinky thrill. Two stars who need the cash are battling over a part and a fourth celeb is fighting with an eating disorder. To the victors go the spoils!
• Lindsay Lohan was supposed to go to Vienna so she could accompany creepy billionaire Richard Lugner to the Vienna Opera Ball. (He brings a different celeb or model to the event every year and pays them $150,000 for the pleasure.) Sadly, Lindsay missed her chance to collect the much-needed cash. She ran up a $22K bill at the airport duty free shop and couldn't pay the bill, and the ensuing drama forced her to miss the flight. So she didn't get Lugner's check, she has $22K in stuff she doesn't need, and her house is even more cluttered. That worked out well! [DM, P6]
• The reason Alec Baldwin was rushed to the hospital in the middle of the night yesterday? Apparently he got into a fight with his 14-year-old daughter, Ireland, over the phone and threatened to "take some pills," then she called 911 and an ambulance showed up, and Alec was like, "Ugh, fine I'll go to the hospital," and he spent about an hour in the ER before doctors sent him home. His rep says it was "all a misunderstanding," and it's possible that his ex-wife, Kim Basinger, actually prompted Ireland to call 911 in an effort to embarrass him. But Alec didn't make the situation any better when he returned home on Thursday night and "assaulted" a Post photographer who was waiting for him outside his apartment building. [Fox411, NYP, Daily News, Us]
• John Mayer broke down on stage in Nashville on Wednesday, thanked his band for standing by him, and vowed to "quit the media game." Finally! [Us]
• Bill Clinton was hospitalized yesterday after complaining of chest pains. Doctors inserted two stents into a blocked artery and the ex-president is now at home in Chappaqua and "in good spirits." [People]
She's so afraid she won't leave the house when it rains. Plus moisture ruins her hair. Another starlet ruined her body with liposuction, and lightning won't strike twice for a contract-bound actress. Your daily blind items—it's electric!
