Employees at the Cineworld cinema in Nottingham claim a "technical error" caused Paranormal Activity 4 to be screened accidentally to a theater full of formerly happy-go-lucky kids who were there to watch the third Madagascar film.

Last year, Edwards Landing Lights' Halloween Light Show played second synchronized fiddle to Kevin Judd's ultra-viral "Party Rock Anthem"-themed display.

One of the most difficult things about Halloween is trying to pick a costume that is sexier than your mom's costume.

Sometimes when you really put effort into making your Halloween costume realistic, you get compliments. "Wow, you really look like (blank)!" people might say. But other times, you might do too good of a job, and get mistaken for the real thing by a relative, who will then shoot you with a shotgun.

He'll be partying at an abandoned whitefish factory in Little Israel, naturally.

Halloween party season will soon be upon us, which means, more importantly, celebrity Halloween party season will soon be upon us. Now that you've negged your way to the top of the celebrity dog pile, you've probably got more invitations than can fit inside a regulation sized plastic jack-o-lantern candy carrier (so bring a pillowcase, Jesus, plan ahead). Use this guide to plan your party route.

Kim Kardashian is that girl who takes iPhone shots of herself wearing a push-up bra in the dressing room of a Victoria's Secret, then texts them to all her male friends and asks, "Do u like my eyeshadow in dis pic?" Here she is dressed as a sexy peanut on a leopard print background. Do u like her eyeshadow in dis pic?

As of today, we are less than three weeks away from that night when the wretched souls of the dead stalk the living, rattling their miserable chains and demanding restitution in the form of blood or miniaturized versions of popular candy bars. Time to start rolling out Halloween costumes.

Yesterday, Gawker writer Neetzan Zimmerman brought our attention to the dark world of "needlessly sexy" Halloween costumes. Today ABC News has a special report on one particular iteration — the "sassy Big Bird."

"Yes," says Yandy.com, which is exclusively selling a Sexy Hamburger three piece consisting of "a shirred tube style dress with hamburger topping details and striped arm warmers."

Some asshole tried to sell a James Holmes Halloween mask on eBay today. The initial bid for the mask, which was listed by user "realface13," was set at $500. By noon, eBay had deleted the posting.

By now nearly everyone has at least a passing acquaintance with the world's most famous botched fresco retouching, so it's no surprise to see the story come to life in a variety of ways.

Halloween is less than a month away, which means it's time to start scrambling for a menu of thematic treats you can lay out on a spread for all the sexy devils, sexy pirates, sexy references to current events, and whatever other sexy things your kids' classmates will be dressed as when they descend upon your home for party time.

Halloween is coming up!

You know that Halloween candy that's more trick than treat? Well, Nabisco is stuffing it inside an Oreo for some reason.

As the Romney clan scrambles to clean up its social media presence, Buzzfeed reporter and Mormon whisperer McKay Coppins highlights the "Mormon mommy blog" of Mary Romney, daughter-in-law of Mitt and wife of Craig. Mary made her blog private when Coppins came asking questions, which is really too bad, because now we don't the context of this 2007 Halloween photo. Apparently Craig is "dressed as his dad," but what the hell is Mary?

"I think he feels like people don't take him seriously," a friend tells Page Six Magazine about Facebook billionaire Sean Parker. "People often think of him as being like the character…in the movie [The Social Network]." I wonder why! Possibly it's the expensive, drug-fueled parties. Or maybe it's the way he holds paranoid grudges over nightclub slights?

If the scribblings of the Las Vegas Witch have taught us anything, it's that not all grown-ups get swept up in the Halloween spirit. But kiddie revelers in Aiken, South Carolina, have upped the ante as well:

We asked for pictures of your Halloween costumes and boy did you guys deliver. Sure, there were a few silly entries (like "dead Steve Jobs"), but many of them were outstanding. And yet there can only be one winner!

Working on his Halloween costume last night, big gross dick Chris Brown reminded the world that he also possesses a big gross dick.