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Study Finds Vegetarians Will Live Longer, Are Boring
Robert Kessler · 01/30/13 06:05PMFecal Transplants Are Not Only a Thing, But They're Also Very Effective
Taylor Berman · 01/16/13 10:26PMHamilton Nolan · 01/15/13 11:15AM
Robin Roberts Announces Her Return to Good Morning America a Matter of 'Weeks, Not Months'
Robert Kessler · 01/14/13 11:02AMHow To Not Die of the Flu
Mallory Ortberg · 01/12/13 01:42PMYes, the flu season is really bad this year. No, it's not entirely due to "people use too much Purell nowadays" or whining about what's probably just a cold, either. The CDC reports that more than 200,000 people are hospitalized from "flu-related complications" every year. Sometimes, especially in the winter, people will use the word "flu" to describe any condition they want, but this is not the flu's fault and you should not blame it.
America Is Number One (At Obesity, STDs and Dying Young)
Taylor Berman · 01/09/13 07:57PMYou Will Not Be Able to Escape the Worst Flu Season in 10 Years (Unless You Move to Connecticut)
Max Read · 01/09/13 06:48PMHow bad is this year's flu season? Here's a Google map that estimates how bad the flu is across the country based on aggregated Google search data. No matter where you live in the U.S., you're facing "intense" or "high" flu activity — unless you live in Connecticut, in which case you're only looking at "moderate" activity (but you're suffering enough).
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Philadelphia High Schools Are Getting Free Condom Dispensers
Taylor Berman · 12/26/12 10:07PMAfter a recent program revealed that five percent of the city's high schoolers tested positive for STDs, including HIV, Philadelphia is installing free condom dispensers in nearly a third of its high schools. The 22 schools chosen were the ones with the highest rates of sexually transmitted diseases.
Bad Last Minute Gift Idea: Counterfeit Botox
Taylor Berman · 12/24/12 06:00PMIf you'd considered getting or giving "wrinkle treatment" as holiday gift, perhaps you should reconsider. Of course, there are many reasons why you should reconsider but here's the most urgent one: Last month, the FDA sent a letter to 350 doctors warning them that they may have received counterfeit or unsafe Botox from a Canadian supplier.
Your Belly Button Is Filthy
Taylor Berman · 12/23/12 09:22PMHere's some happy news for germaphobes: your belly button, or "umbilicus" as scientists call it, is absolutely filthy, with over 2,000 different types of bacteria living in it. As ABC News puts it, this "means you have more kinds of bacteria in your belly button than there are different kinds of ants or birds in North America."
We Must Drink More Milk, America
Hamilton Nolan · 12/11/12 11:20AMToday comes the most shocking and demoralizing report on the evolving taste of the American consumer since we discovered that kids these days are sellouts: Americans, it seems, now consider themselves to be "too good" to drink milk—despite clear evidence that it does a body good. Shall we just shoot mom and poison the apple pie next, to get it all over with?
Obesity Now Leading Cause of Ineligibility for Army Volunteers
Taylor Berman · 12/10/12 08:11PMTwo years after scandal-free former General David Petraeus lifted an eight-month ban on fast-food restaurants on military bases in Afghanistan (Burger King, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut were popular options), the Washington Post is now reporting that obesity is a leading cause of ineligibility for potential army volunteers and current military personnel. Over 1600 soldiers were kicked out of the Army in the first ten months of 2012 alone, or 16 times the amount expelled in 2007.
Robert Kessler · 12/10/12 04:40PM
Frenchmen: Now 33% Less Fertile
Taylor Berman · 12/04/12 10:26PMWoman With Runny Nose Turns Out to Be Woman With Leaking Brain Fluid
Taylor Berman · 12/03/12 08:28PMIf this doesn't prove that you should always self-diagnose yourself with the worst symptom-matching WebMD diagnosis possible, nothing will. After four months of leaking a grotesque amount of liquid from her nose, which several doctors initially blamed on severe allergies, Aundrea Aragon went to the emergency room where, after testing the fluid, she was diagnosed with a cerebrospinal fluid leak AKA her brain juices were leaking all over her face.
Smoking Will 'Rot' Your Brain
Taylor Berman · 11/25/12 11:03PMAt this point, we all know smoking is terrible for you. It causes lung cancer, heart disease, and various dental problems. There are, of course, some benefits (makes you look cool, aides concentration while night blogging, etc). But even if you're one of the remaining few heroic smokers, this should give you pause; a new study at King's London College London finds smoking will "rot" your brain.
Sorry, Nerds: Weak Teenagers Are More Likely to Die Young
Taylor Berman · 11/21/12 11:31PMAccording to a Swedish study, men who were weak as teenagers are more likely to die prematurely. The study, which tracked roughly a million men over a period of 24 years, found that men who, as teenagers, had stronger leg and arm muscles (and a stronger grip) had a 20-35% lower risk of early death from any cause.