On last night's How I Met Your Mother, Lily and Marshall shared a big announcement which, after a brief moment of happiness, prompts everyone to re-assess the direction of their own lives. NPH's Oprah impression and Alex Trebek's cameo inside!

Today at Gawker.TV, Katie Couric recalls a blind date with Bob Saget, The Vice Guide To Everything premiere takes us to North Korea, an interview with Charlie Day, the Mermaid Theory, and Ricky Gervais tattles on Conan O'Brien with RickyLeaks.

Have you ever found yourself attracted to someone that you once found completely repulsive? How I Met Your Mother can explain—it's called "The Mermaid Theory." Inside, Barney explains the history and Marshall narrowly avoids the issue with Robin.

Today at Gawker.TV, Johnny Weir performs a tribute to Gaga on Skating With the Stars, SNL's Jay Pharoah reveals his Obama impression, Conan talks Gary Busey with his blimp, HIMYM's Happy Blitzgiving, and Tom Felton shares Harry Potter-themed come-ons.

Last night on How I Met Your Mother, the gang celebrated Thanksgiving with a few extra friends: Lost's Jorge Garcia, Jennifer Morrison, and a mysterious "Wang Guy." There were Lost references! Ferris Bueller references! The mysterious curse of the Blitz!

Today at Gawker.TV, Emma Watson explains why she cut her hair, Kathy Griffin impersonates Justin Bieber, Daniel Radcliffe confuses horcruxes with Pokémon, Autotune The News appears on the Today Show, and Robin Sparkles returns with a pervy song about beavers.

Before Robin Sparkles was a teen sensation, she and her BFF Jessica Glitter (Nicole Scherzinger) starred on a kids show called Space Teens. Little did they realize how pornographic the show would appear years later. Gratuitous slow-mo boob shots ahead!

If you're a How I Met Your Mother fan who's been waiting for the next installment of Robin Sparkles — wait no longer! Inside, Cobie Smulders talks about the video and the guest stars: Nicole Scherzigner and Alan Thicke!

This short video teases next week's episode in which Jorge Garcia will reportedly play one of the gang's flaky college buddies. The video takes place in Ted and Marshall's college dorm room, so there will likely be more "sandwiches" involved.

Today at Gawker.TV, Bret Michaels swears he didn't have sex with Miley's Mom, the Wheel of Fortune whiz defends her intelligence, we celebrate television's greatest robots, fun at the Natural Museum of History, and Scarlett Johansson makes the trombone sexy.

Last night was a plot-driven episode filled with crazy antics at the Natural History Museum: Lily and Marshall fight about adult problems, Ted and Zoey share romantic glances, and Barney and Robin get crazy and defy "Do Not Touch" signs.

Today at Gawker.TV, Zach Galifianakis shares his best hitchhiking stories, Will Ferrell and Manny Pacquiao sing a duet, HIMYM celebrates slutty girls at the Halloween parade in the Village, and Robert Downey Jr. has some career advice for Charlie Sheen.

Where were you on the morning of November 1st? If you're like the women featured on last night's How I Met Your Mother, you might have been making the Walk of Shame after partying hard in the West Village.

Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert calls out anti-gay GOP candidates, Barney gets sexually childish on HIMYM, NeNe undergoes a Real Housewives nose job, Chelsea Handler hates the CW, and the Back to the Future cast reunites on The Today Show!

It wasn't easy, but on last night's HIMYM Barney met the challenge of bedding a girl with the verbal skills of a six-year-old. Somehow he's able to accomplish this AND have a "will-they-again or won't-they-again" moment with Robin simultaneously.

Today at Gawker.TV, Audrina Patridge shimmies around to The Hills' theme song, the mother to Bret Michaels' children likes to box with the Rock of Love girls in mind, and we're introduced How I Met Your Mother's Mother! Finally.

After a slew of meaningless episodes, HIMYM dived into the important story arc for rest of the season: finding Ted a wife. Jennifer Morrison's Zoey enters the story, immediately catching Ted's eye. Also: a story of small penises.

Today at Gawker.TV, George Clooney recalls being spit on in Sudan, Cuddy goes bare on House, Pauly D on the Tonight Show, and How I Met Your Mother decides what it takes to become a real New Yorker.

When a friend downtown texts with a Woody Allen sighting, the gang decides that a "true New Yorker" wouldn't care. This spawns a discussion about which public transportation system is fastest and inspires an episode-long race through Manhattan.

Robin pined for an ex-boyfriend the audience has forgotten about, NPH was underutilized, Ted waxed pretentious-sophical for 18 minutes, Lilly kept saying the word "poop," but at least Marshall was wearing a Dr. Seuss hat and laying down the funk...