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ISIS Calls Anonymous "Idiots"

Ashley Feinberg · 11/18/15 02:30PM

It’s generally safe to assume that anything coming from the propaganda-spewing terrorist organization ISIS is deeply, incontrovertibly wrong. But when it comes to overgrown hacker collective Anonymous—ISIS is, for once, right.

Everything We Know About the Paris Attacks, the Alleged Attackers, and the Bloody Aftermath

Gabrielle Bluestone · 11/16/15 02:35PM

Around 9:20 p.m. Central Europe Time, a series of seemingly coordinated attacks broke out simultaneously across the city of Paris. By the time authorities were in control of the situation, at least 132 people were dead, with hundreds more injured. Here’s everything we know so far about the attacks, the alleged attackers, and the aftermath of the deadliest night in recent European history.

Ted Cruz Says Christians Pose No Meaningful Risk of Terrorism

Brendan O'Connor · 11/15/15 08:41PM

On Sunday, Republican presidential candidate and senator Ted Cruz said that Muslim refugees from Syria should not be permitted to enter the United States. Christian refugees, however, are okay, he argued, because there is “no meaningful risk” that Christians will commit terrorist acts.

Gone Goat: Who the Fuck Stole Baby GusGus?

Ashley Feinberg · 11/05/15 11:48AM

Were you at the Arizona State Fair yesterday around 5:30 p.m.? Did you snatch tiny baby GusGus (a goat) from his mother (also a goat)? Are you petting GusGus, crooning softly as you read this? If so, please bring GusGus back to the state fair immediately. Otherwise, GusGus is going to die.