That's me to you.

Your best friend, Jennifer Lawrence, has an email address with the word "butt" in it. Of course she does, because she's a cool girl who checks out John Stamos' ass and has a well-organized collection of butt plugs.

Oh no. So remember when our Best Friend Forever, Jennifer Lawrence, told us how she got, like, crazy drunk at Madonna's Oscars after-party and puked in front of Miley Cyrus? Miley is reportedly now denying the story. Could it be that even Jennifer Lawrence exaggerates stories to make herself sound cooler than she actually is?

America's Best Friend, Jennifer Lawrence, got drunk and puked at Madonna's Oscars after-party. But it wasn't entirely her fault, she explained to Seth Meyers last night.

Jennifer Lawrence was not so happy with Jimmy Fallon after he ditched her in front of JLo at a recent party.

Toby Sheldon, 33, spent $100,000 on plastic surgery so he could look somewhat like Justin Bieber. Apparently he didn't have anything left over for this music video.

Isn't that adorable?

Long story short, Jennifer Lawrence used to own a lot of butt plugs. I mean, a lot of them.

Even though it certainly doesn't seem that way (or, at least it didn't until she told that adorable pants-shitting story), Jennifer Lawrence is only human.

Everyone in the imaginary celebrity-filled high school you—being a quirky and adorable adult with an active fantasy life—attend in your mind is gossiping about your best friend Jennifer Lawrence today, after she spent a large portion of her Wednesday interview with David Letterman talking about being gassy and shitting herself.

Jennifer Lawrence was being her normal stunning self walking the red carpet at the London premiere of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, when she spotted a young fan sobbing behind a security barrier.

...with a Kate Gosselin-circa-2009 haircut?

Despite her fame, fortune, and fuckload of well-deserved awards, Jennifer Lawrence continues to be the most down-to-earth person in Hollywood.

Pope Francis made a valiant attempt to fall playfully into America's hearts on Friday, tripping down some stairs while greeting a cardinal at the Vatican.

"Have you ever met anyone who doesn't like Jennifer Lawrence?" asks Vice West Coast editor Jamie Lee Curtis Taete. No, you haven't, and neither has Taete.

Jennifer Lawrence was snapped smoking something that looks like a doob. This will only work in her favor.

Plucky actress Jennifer Lawrence is now Academy Award-winning plucky actress Jennifer Lawrence and her irreverent, straight-talkin' routine was on full display in the Oscars' press room last night. She announced to the room that she took a shot and then got jokingly belligerent (in her "hey idiots" kinda way) when a journalist asked her about tripping en route to accept her trophy for Best Actress. "Was that on purpose? Absolutely," said Lawrence. "What do you mean, 'What happened?' Look at my dress." Idiot.

On the Late Show with David Letterman last night, smart-mouthed superstar Jennifer Lawrence explained her controversial acceptance speech for Best Actress - Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical for Silver Linings Playbook at Sunday's Golden Globes. "What does it say? I beat Meryl," is how she opened her speech, and she explained to Letterman that she was referencing the 1996 revenge comedy The First Wives Club. She didn't mention, though, that she was also referencing the truth, because she did, in fact, beat Meryl Streep, who was nominated for Hope Springs.

Jennifer Lawrence thinks acting is stupid and that it would be funny to kill someone with an actual bow and arrow, LOL.

Have you seen Silver Linings Playbook? It's pretty good, right? Now close your eyes and re-watch the whole movie in your mind, only this time imagine it with Vince Vaughn and Zooey Deschanel in the lead roles.