The Jersey Shore cast is on "strike" and won't film more episodes until they get more money. The producers say everyone on the show is expendable. What would our favorite guidos do if their gravy train comes to an end?

The cast of Jersey Shore, MTV's reality show about radical situationists, won't shoot new scenes until they get a better deal on their contracts, according to TMZ. Get up, damned of the earth! Get up, slaves of the hunger! [TMZ]

Christina Aguilera is the poor man's Lady Gaga. Jennifer Aniston was spotted with a mystery guy. The Situation gets a sweet deal. Now that their sport is cool, soccer stars are finally getting some. Sunday's Gossip roundup is no troll.

Because of Jersey Shore's wild popularity, Regis and Kelly created their own spoof of the show for their "halfway to Halloween" segment. Out of all the Jersey Shore spoofs we've seen, this might just be the greatest one yet.

[That's Snooki and J-Woww from "Jersey Shore" out in Manhattan last night; image via Splash]

Remember when Snooki and John McCain Twitter-flirted, revealing Snooki as a closet right-winger and McCain as actually taking the advice of daughter Meghan? That perfect storm has transmogrified into an interview wherein Snooki calls John McCain "really cute."

Lindsay Lohan gets a new lawyer, and he talks funny. A bunch of weddings happened. The Situation's exercise DVD should be good. Gaga enrages Beatles fans by playing music. Sunday's Gossip Roundup is distracted by the upcoming World Cup final.

The city council in beach town Asbury Park, New Jersey, has struck down a proposal to allow topless sunbathing to boost tourism. Too bad for the ladeez, but JWOWW's slutty bikini tops achieve pretty much the same result, don't they?

Today Jersey Shore pugilist JWOWW debuted her predictably skanky Filthy Couture clothing line at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas. Every word of that sentence gave you a disease. Help us decide which of the outfits is the absolute worst.

A Chicago woman has filed suit against MTV, parent company Viacom, and Jersey Shore pugilists Snooki and JWOWW after the dynamic duo beat the snot out of her at a Miami club in what appears to be a territorial dispute.

Rise up—it's Tanning Salon Tax Day! All across America, men and women are being persecuted for their choice of skin tone by that commie Barack Obama. Hands off our tan lines, and pass the Banana Boat© spf 0!

We know many of you don't have speakers (or headphones) at work, but you need to see the new promo for Jersey Shore. The version with sound's below, but we also have a silent interpretation for the rest of you.

MTV debuted a trailer for Season 2 of Jersey Shore (via Miami) today, and—judging by the two minutes of footage—it appears that everyone's favorite Guidos and Guidettes will not disappoint when they return on July 29. Video inside.

The cops who busted Lindsay Lohan mistook her drug stash for a crushed mint. Tinsley Mortimer faked a relationship. John McCain loves to gamble. Things get even dicier for The Office. Hump day's gossip is full of boobs.

Today at Gawker.TV, Heidi Klum critiques Jimmy Fallon's past red carpet outfits, Landon Donovan proves to be very likable, Jersey Shore does Twilight, and Alex Trebek sings in autotune in a new Jeopardy category.

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel's Twilight-themed extravaganza, he asked the unthinkable: what would happen if R Pattz, K Stew, and the ever-shirtless Taylor Lautner were replaced with the guidos and guidettes of Jersey Shore?

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino stopped by the Tonight Show to warn the world about the upcoming rapture—also known as the second season of Jersey Shore. Jay counters by showing off a blemished yearbook photo of a Pre-Situation Sorrentino.

MTV guidos Ronnie, The Situation, and Vinnie adorn the cover of the Village Voice shirtless. No big deal, right? Apparently the boys didn't know it was for the "Queer Issue." They may not agree, but that couldn't be more true.

It's easy to make fun of New Jersey, the state affectionately known as the "Armpit of America." You can't make left turns, the whole place smells like a diaper, and that show? Yeah. But some proud residents are fighting back.

Lindsay's favorite non-alcoholic beverage is alcoholic! Lady Gaga shocks another sports stadium. Snooki throws a drink. Good Morning America has a gay kiss double-standard. "Kidnapped" Jeremy London's story keeps getting dumber. Saturday's Gossip Roundup is advancing to the next round.