Singing hairball Justin Bieber will reportedly be on the cover of Vanity Fair, the Baby Boomer Bible, in either February or March. Sure, we asked them to stop using old dead ladies on the cover, but this is an over-correction.

Here is a short clip of Mark Hoppus interviewing reality star (that's what Bieber fans would know him from, right?) Ozzy Osbourne. Yet, the real question is: Blink-182 frontman Mark Hoppus has a talk show on Fuse?

"You're gonna shit a brick when you see this," Miley's friend says while filming her smoking a bong. Julia Roberts attacks a paparazzo. Bieber takes a Disney star on a date. Rabbits turn James Franco on. TGIFriday gossip.

[The pop sensation performs at one of those radio station Jingle Balls in Camden, NJ. Photo via Splash]

Well, of course: Pop singer Justin Bieber's weird drawn-on mustache was the result of a run-in with filmmaker John Waters on a British talk show. Apparently, Bieber turned to Waters and said: "Your 'stache is the jam." Wow. [via Vulture]

Last night on Jimmy Fallon, Justin Bieber took some time out of his busy schedule of dancing, singing and hair-styling to "Reflect" on China's impending economical domination over the United States. In the words of The Biebs, "China yo".

Justin Bieber toys with the outward indicators of sexual maturity. Jermaine Jackson owes $100,000 in child support. Lady says she didn't boink Eva Longoria's husband. Aretha Franklin goes under the knife. TGIFriday gossip.

Who knew Justin Bieber had such a special hidden talent? Okay, probably all of the tweens with Bieber Fever, but we still have to give props to the kid. Solving a Rubik's Cube on live TV so quickly is impressive!

Tonight, the nominations for next year's Grammy Awards were announced live during an hourlong concert on CBS. Unsurprisingly, Justin Bieber was nominated for Best New Artist. Somewhat surprisingly, Bieber reacted by giving a weird, seemingly pre-written acceptance speech. Watch inside.

[Singer Justin Bieber signs copies of his new album at El Corte Ingles in Madrid. Photo via Getty.]

Barbara Walters' annual televised celebrity kiss fest, "Most Fascinating People," has anointed this year's chosen ones. As tends to be the case with objects of popular fascination, most of them are scourges of the earth. Let us rate Babs' choices.

Some 2,600 police and army operatives swept through a Brazilian slum on Sunday, seizing 11 tons of marijuana and "a small arsenal" of weapons—including a missile—from a notorious drug gang. They also found a Justin Bieber mural.

Justin Bieber's hair is a little different! On Friday, Bieber unveiled this new, less mop-like 'do. Reaction on Twitter was swift: "WITH HAIR CUT OR NOT THE JUSTIN BIEBER IS BEAUTIFUL IN ANY WAY." Will Bieber's strength now fade, Samson-like?

We've often wondered what child singing star Justin Bieber thinks about current events. In the new video for his single "Pray," we see that people starving and dying keep him up at night. But prayer will make everything better.

On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kathy donned wispy Bieber hair, a hat, and some smooth dance moves for a parody of Never Say Never. Does this mean Kathy looks like a little boy or that Bieber truly looks like a lady?

Today at Gawker.TV, Justin Bieber's head gets popped like a pimple on South Park, Fox and Friends interviews a bald eagle for Veterans Day, Jon Hamm, and we find out which "stars" ABC has tapped for Skating With the Stars.

Everybody's favorite animated fat kid and Our Dark Lord (Chtulhu) made the world a better place on last night's epic end to South Park's "Coon Saga." Watch as Justin Bieber's head is popped like a pimple!

According to police in Surprise, Arizona, a 12-year-old boy threatened to stab his mother on Halloween after she refused to let him trick-or-treat in a "gay Justin Bieber" costume.

In 127 Hours, James Franco stars as a stranded hiker who amputates his own arm. (Opening Friday!) As many as 16 people at festivals and the premiere have fainted during the graphic self-amputation scene. Just wait until Justin Bieber's movie.

Today Justin Bieber came out and surprised Ellen during her introduction and began dancing around the set only to be interrupted by local news discussing the election resulting in countless thirteen year-olds vowing to never vote.