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Guy Who Painted God-Awful Kate Middleton Portrait Also Did a Good Version He Won't Let Anyone Photograph
Caity Weaver · 01/31/13 07:01PMPalace Confirms: Royal Baby Will Burst Forth from Kate Middleton In July (And She's Not Having Twins)
Caity Weaver · 01/14/13 11:15AMKate Middleton's First Official Portrait Unveiled; Public Gasps in Horror
Caity Weaver · 01/11/13 03:10PMKate Middleton Had the 31st-est Birthday Ever (at Cirque du Soleil)
Caity Weaver · 01/10/13 07:38PMThe Story Behind the Stories You Loved This Year: Kate Middleton's Boobs
Emma Carmichael · 12/26/12 03:15PMWhat happens behind the scenes at Gawker? We know you ask yourselves this question every single hour of every single day, and we don't blame you. We are fascinating. Sometimes we order sandwiches for lunch, and sometimes we order burritos. Sometimes we listen to music while we blog, and sometimes we do not. Sometimes Max Read picks his nose, but not always. With all this in mind, we're sharing with you our official "behind the blog post" backstories for all of the posts you clicked the shit out of this year. First up: Kate Middleton's Boobs.
Prince William, Heir to the Throne, Will Spend Christmas with His Plebeian, Party-Planning In-Laws
Robert Kessler · 12/24/12 12:20PMCome Christmas morning Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, will awake - not in his royal bed of roses, a traditional Christmas morning figgy pudding waiting on a silver serving tray by the bed - but upon the dirt floor in the straw hut his commoner in-laws call home. That's right, Bucklebury, the royals are coming to town.
Shell-Shocked Australian DJs Break Their Silence Over Royal Nurse's Suicide: 'We Wanted to Be Hung Up On'
Caity Weaver · 12/10/12 10:40AMDJs Behind the Royal Hospital Hoax Have Deleted Their Twitter Accounts; There's Speculation They've Been Fired (UPDATE)
Caity Weaver · 12/07/12 12:14PMReceptionist Who Allowed Australian Pranksters to Talk to Kate Middleton's Nurse Dies in Apparent Suicide [UPDATE]
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/07/12 10:15AMKate Middleton Leaves the Hospital Looking No More Pregnant Than She Did When She Went In (Is She Faking?)
Caity Weaver · 12/06/12 11:02AMThe 13 Most Powerful Images of Naked Celebrities of 2012
Max Read · 12/05/12 03:55PMYesterday, all by ourselves, without no inspiration whatsoever, we brought you the 19 Most Powerful Images of 2012. But we have to ask: was 2012 about "inspiring," "powerful" images? Or was it about celebrity nude photos naked nude sex tape topless? Looking back across the year, we can say, definitely, 2012's biggest story was nude topless celebrities download here for sex tapes.
Nurse Happily Divulges Confidential Info on Kate Middleton's Condition to Radio Pranksters Impersonating Royalty
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/05/12 08:45AMWhile the entire world patiently awaited official word on the status of Kate Middleton and her royal fetus, two Australian radio DJs were busy getting first-hand intel straight from the nurse's mouth.
Fat Face, Eating a Cookie, Wearing a Coat: How Did We Miss The Signs That Kate Middleton Was Pregnant?
Caity Weaver · 12/04/12 12:30PMWhere and When Did Kate and Will Have Royal Sex to Conceive the Royal Baby?
Max Read · 12/03/12 06:22PMKate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge and future Queen of England, is pregnant, thanks (we presume) to her husband, Prince "Duke of Cambridge" William. This child will likely one day rule England, and therefore you are probably asking yourself: When and where did the royal couple have royal procreative sex? Some people might say this is a question for nosy perverts; luckily, you are at a website geared toward nosy perverts.
Palace Confirms Prince William and Kate Middleton Are Having a Baby
Caity Weaver · 12/03/12 11:15AMNewspaper Editor Exits After Publishing Topless Photos of Duchess Kate Middleton
MTanzer · 11/24/12 03:35PMAnd Now, A Picture of Kate Middleton Dressed as an Adult Baby (UPDATE)
Taylor Berman · 11/12/12 08:14PMThere's not a ton to say about this picture, really. It's Kate Middleton wearing a diaper and a bib while covered in what looks like shaving cream. It's reportedly from a 2001 event at St. Andrew's University, which makes sense; who doesn't have embarrassing photos from college floating around the internet? And, of course, this photo is a lot less scandalous than those other Kate Middleton photos on the internet, although, as The Cut points out, there is a set of droopy balls to Kate's right. Scandal! NSFW!
Pippa Middleton Opens Her Party Planning Book with a Shout-Out to Her Fabulous Ass
Caity Weaver · 10/22/12 05:40PMKate Middleton's Boobs: A Blessing to Some, A Curse to Pippa
Caity Weaver · 10/10/12 05:45PMKate Middleton's boobs are many things to many people. To Prince William, they are rounded mounds of subcutaneous adipose tissue, which must be sunblocked on private vacations, so that they do not burn. To Kate Middleton's future children, they are a portable wetbar. To an anonymous Irish paparazzo, they are a new summer home.