Today at Gawker.TV, Levi Johnston and Kathy Griffin go on an ice-fishing date, Whoopi Goldberg thinks King Tut's penis was small, other ships react to Captain Phil Harris' death, and the premiere of Louis CK's Louie seems quite promising.

Talk about strange love. As if Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston's friendship hasn't gotten bizarre enough for you yet, here they are having a romantic time ice fishing in Alaska.

Today at Gawker.TV, let's all laugh at The Situation's high school "pizza face" yearbook photo, Tom Cruise threatens Regis Philbin's marriage, Kathy Griffin contends in a beauty pageant, and (spoiler alert!) watch the first four minutes of Futurama's triumphant return.

On last night's episode of My Life on the D List, Kathy signs up to be a judge at a beauty pageant. After her role as a judge, she get advice from the beauty queens and hits the stage herself.

Today at Gawker.TV, Danny Devito's counting the days until marijuana is legalized, Kathy Griffin offends the Jews, The Hills' Audrina explains how her show isn't fake, and Miley Cyrus knows she can't sing—but at least she doesn't lip-sync!

In her advice to Countess Luann on Watch What Happens Live about a certain anti-semitic comment, Kathy Griffin took things a bit further with a questionable statement that causes even the bubbly Andy Cohen to grimace.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kathy Griffin takes us inside her gig at Law & Order: SVU, America's Got Talent unleashes an American Susan Boyle, Ryan Cabrera resurfaces on The Hills, and attention Twihards—Robert Pattinson talks about his nude scenes.

My Life on the D List returned last night and the show dived right into Kathy's foray into "serious acting." The cameras shed insight to her girl-on-girl kiss with Mariska Hargitay and highlights Kathy hanging out on the SVU set.

Today at Gawker.TV, Joy Behar sings a song about Eliot Spitzer, Kathy Griffin and Elisabeth Hasselbeck passive-aggressively fight, the The Hard Times for social outcasts, and Warren the Ape is fantastic despite the fact that it's aired on MTV.

When asked about the insensitivity in her act, Griffin admitted culpability for the sake of humor. This sentiment was not shared by Elisabeth Hasselbeck as she launched into a passive-agressive fight with Griffin who simply remained "cool."

Kathy Griffin's stand-up special, Kathy Griffin Does the Bible Belt, includes her usual, self-deprecating material on pop TV and A-list celebrities. Her topics of choice: Dancing with the Stars, Rene Zellweger, Hoarders, Sharon Stone and, of course, Oprah.

Britney's conservatorship gets extended after two years of dependence. Miley Cyrus "simulates a lesbian kiss." Gary Coleman's ex-wife misses the swag. Gwen Stefani threw a $15,000 party for a four-year-old. Thank the Hills of Hollywood: Friday gossip has arrived.

Summer's here! Are you fretting that there's nothing on television? Well, stop living in the past! We don't live in a school-year-dictated world anymore. Here are some shows you should consider watching to help pass the hot months, safely indoors.

Brian Chen serial emailed Apple's CEO; Heidi Montag was relentlessly huffy; and Kathy Griffin was endlessly honest. The Twitterati kept at it.

Lots of people flipped out over the Wall Street Journal's decision to run a photo of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan playing softball. Were they trying to imply she's a lesbian? Every extracurricular activity comes with a stereotype.

Tonight on The Joy Behar Show, Kathy Griffin sat down with Behar to discuss her recent trip to protest the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. During the interview, Griffin described a rather creepy run-in she had with Michele Bachmann.

Iraq vet, Army officer, Arab linguist, and avowed homosexualist Dan Choi has chained himself to the White House fence to protest Don't Ask Don't Tell. It's safe to say he did not inform Bravo of his intent.

Kathy Griffin has been off the D-list for a few years now but before that Kathy was less famous and more infamous. Watch as she describes a run-in with the "partially retarded" Macy Gray.

Life on the D-List visited Alaska last night, and Kathy Griffin spent five straight minutes laying into Sarah Palin, whom she says she invited to the show. In town for the Iditarod, Kathy said she ice-fished with Levi, too.

Kathy Griffin's epic appearance on tonight's Law & Order: SVU did not disappoint: vampires stealing from blood-blanks, love triangles and lesbian kisses. Griffin played the defender of all lesbians under attack in Manhattan, and did so how only she could.