It doesn't seem as though Lindsay Lohan would be very picky about film roles these days, given her rapid descent down the alphabet of Hollywood's caste system, but apparently you can take the girl off the A-list with less effort than it takes to do the opposite.

After President Obama's speech at the DNC last night, the White House's social media team sent out some predictable tweets, one of which caught Lohan's eye, so she responded with the above tweet.

Lifetime, Television for Drinking White Wine To, has just realized three hilarious new images of Lindsay Lohan dressed up like Elizabeth Taylor for the channel's upcoming biopic Liz and Dick.

Hollywood's world-famous Chateau Marmont has played second home to a host of notably rowdy celebrity guests since it opened to the deep-pocketed public in 1927, but leave it to Lindsay Lohan to be the first among them to get the boot.

It turns our Lindsay Lohan won't be prosecuted for that jewelry heist, proving she really can get away with anything.

Criminal mastermind Lindsay Lohan is now officially a suspect in the theft of $100,000 worth of watches and glasses.

Amazing news: Lifetime is casting an original movie about tragic figure Anna Nicole Smith. And who better to handle Anna Nicole's story than a network known for melodrama and camp appeal?

Francesca Eastwood's birthday party at the Bootsy Bellows nightclub in West Hollywood came to a temporary halt Tuesday night when Linsday Lohan showed up and demanded the reality TV star leave posthaste, sources told Us Weekly.

New photos from the set of The Canyons, the Lindsay Lohan-James Deen deep dark sex film written by Bret Easton Ellis, show us how tortured souls pretend to sleep. Is this the beginning or the end?

Justin Bieber revealed a sneak peek today his August cover of Rolling Stone, which pimps the recently pubertized pop star as "HOT, READY, LEGAL." MTV compares the cover to Justin Timberlake's 2002 cover. But a more unsettling resemblance is to Rolling Stone's cover from exactly eight years ago, the August 2004 cover featuring 18-year-old Lindsay Lohan—similarly hot, ready and legal. And we all know how that ended up.

Yesterday, the internet held its breath at reports that Lindsay Lohan was being rushed to the hospital. Could this be the end for LiLo's tragic roller coaster of a life?

ABC reports that Lindsay Lohan, currently filming Liz & Dick on location in Marina del Rey, Calif., was found unconscious in her penthouse room at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel and was rushed to the hospital. Paramedics were reportedly called at 10:15 a.m. Pacific time.

Even though Lindsay Lohan is currently shooting both Liz and Dick and Lady In A Porsche Smushed Against An 18-Wheeler simultaneously, novelist Bret Easton Ellis announced last night that she has also won a part in the forthcoming film he wrote The Canyons, which is not a about large chasms in the earth created by running water. Lohan will star with America's current male porn person of note, James Deen, and be required to do things and have things done to her simulating real live humping, like this, says the The Daily Mail:

This is according to TMZ, whose paid police and EMT sources are earning every dollar this week. Those sources tell Harvey Levin's gossip hounds that once Lindsay arrived at the hospital after her Porsche rammed the 18-wheeler, she panicked and said that she wasn't behind the wheel. This is bad because Lindsay's past run-ins with police officers and drug counselors and judges all insist she be a good girl forever and ever or else she'll find herself in the clink once again.

There are two sides to every story — especially when both sides were involved in a fairly big accident. On Friday, Lindsay Lohan rammed her rented Porsche into an 18-wheeler, a crash the truck driver alleges Lohan's people tried to cover up. Now Lohan is firing back — at least, by way of TMZ's semi-credible sources.

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was involved in a pretty bad accident — involved meaning she crashed her rented Porsche into an 18-wheeler. Lohan allegedly claimed that the truck had cut her off.

TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan was taken to the emergency room Friday after her Porsche collided with an 18-wheeler.

Thankfully, Ms.Lohan's breast escaped while she was pretending to be Liz Taylor fighting with the actor pretending to be Richard Burton on the set of Lifetime's Liz and Dick movie. So this time around, the sad tit's chaos is really just pretend chaos.

Lifetime released the first official photo of Lindsay Lohan in costume as Elizabeth Taylor for the upcoming made-for-TV-movie Liz & Dick. Nuzzling Lohan's neck is Grant Bowler, who is playing Richard Burton.

Justin Bieber becomes a criminal battery suspect. Cynthia Nixon marries her girlfriend. Lindsay Lohan flees a $40,000 tanning salon bill. David Beckham likes to eat babies. Tuesday gossip is for old times' sake.