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Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'
Hamilton Nolan · 01/14/09 11:34AMIn this age of fossil fuel depletion, economic meltdown, and a dying US auto industry, how should consumers pick an automobile? By bowing to the demands of the world's most terrifying screeching red-haired brat:
Microsoft Ad and Product Advertised Could Both Conceivably Make You Want to Kill Your Family
Hamilton Nolan · 01/13/09 05:35PM'Edgy, Urban Handwritten Script' Means You Smell Like Brooklyn
Hamilton Nolan · 01/12/09 03:12PMTori Spelling, Others To Save Advertising
Hamilton Nolan · 01/12/09 01:19PMBlack Professionals in Ad Industry: 5%
Hamilton Nolan · 01/09/09 11:54AMIf Only Corporations Could Pay Obama for Everything He Says
Hamilton Nolan · 01/09/09 11:16AMDestroy Friends, Earn Fast Food
Hamilton Nolan · 01/08/09 04:03PMAxe Proven To Help Dumb Men Attract Mates
Hamilton Nolan · 01/08/09 11:49AMDisney to Give Boys Their Own Screeching Icons
Hamilton Nolan · 01/08/09 10:00AMEyes on the Prize
Hamilton Nolan · 01/05/09 03:41PMBecoming A Brand: Pointless
Ryan Tate · 01/04/09 11:41PMFrench Guy Pats America On Head For Electing Obama
Hamilton Nolan · 01/02/09 09:20AMKids Encouraged to Play With, Uh, 'Deeqs'
Ryan Tate · 12/24/08 06:29AMEven Admitted Mobster Distancing Self From Blago
Ryan Tate · 12/20/08 11:00AMAd Agency Layoffs: 200 at BBDO
Hamilton Nolan · 12/18/08 04:12PMMassive advertising/ PR/ marketing conglomerate Omnicom (the most appropriately sinister name in the industry, btw) leaked word yesterday that they're planning on laying off 5% of their workforce, about 3,500 people. And now the axe is swinging—we hear that 200 staffers were just laid off at ad agency BBDO. "They have till the end of the day to pack up," notes our tipster. Better hurry, guys! No word on whether the BBDO sex tape participants were counted against that 200.