Today at Gawker.TV, Danny Devito's counting the days until marijuana is legalized, Kathy Griffin offends the Jews, The Hills' Audrina explains how her show isn't fake, and Miley Cyrus knows she can't sing—but at least she doesn't lip-sync!

On the Late Show, Paul Schaffer asks Miley if she ever fakes it on stage. Her response? "Uh, no. YouTube me cause half the comments are like "she sounds like crap!'" Who knew Miley Cyrus was so self-aware?

Perez Hilton talked with Joy Behar tonight regarding the ~alleged~ fact that he's a creepy pervert who posted an upskirt photo of 17-year-old Miley Cyrus. Hilton's statements were so ridiculous that they must be seen to be believed. Videos inside.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green's second engagement is off to a rocky start. Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus get new tattoos. Farrah Fawcett's ghost barges in on Tori Spelling's psychic reading. Thursday gossip has no manners.

No one knows if Perez Hilton will go to jail for tweeting pictures of underage Miley Cyrus'... "Hannah Montana." But he is losing advertisers: The View has pulled their banner ads because of "the morality of the issue." [MSNBC]

[Miley Cyrus sees Perez Hilton's upskirt photo and raises him a visible bra, as she carries a Starbucks coffee and iPad in NYC. It's like corporate America colluded to create the ultimate vehicle for tween product placements. Image via Splash.]

Is Betty White's burgeoning sex scandal too strange to be true, or too out-of-the-blue to be untrue? Miley Cyrus says she's not "slutty." Perez Hilton says his Miley Cyrus upskirt wasn't kid porn. Wednesday's gossip roundup is open to interpretation.

Perez finally crossed the line into child porn, and lawyers say his fate is grim. Lady Gaga throws a tantrum. Charlie Sheen drops another fancy car down a ditch. Tuesday gossip could go to jail for photoshopping a vagina.

Blogger Perez Hilton tweeted an "upskirt" photo of pop star Miley Cyrus', you know, sex parts. Why is CBS writing about this? Well, because she's underage. But also because thousands of people are Googling "Miley Cyrus upskirt," right now. [CBS]

If you're a female celebrity and you haven't gone girl-on-girl before a crowd of roaring, adoring males, you're probably gay. Last night, Sandra kissed Scarlett as revenge on Jesse. How did lesbian kisses become the ultimate mainstream display of hetero-desirability?

Miley Cyrus' Lesbian Kiss may destroy her career. Heidi and Spencer may have been destroyed by not having money. Kristen Stewart will prevent her "Fame = Rape" comments from destroying her. Saturday's Gossip Round up is apocalyptic.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kelly Ripa gets ripped on live TV, Fox and Friends attack Obama's choice of clothing, Miley Cyrus works a faux-lesbian kiss into a performance, and Justin Bieber fever takes over The Today Show.

Good ol' Miley Cyrus performed overseas last night on Britain's Got Talent. What's more shocking than the awkward faux kiss she incorporated into her dance routine was how absolutely terrible her performance was.

Britney's conservatorship gets extended after two years of dependence. Miley Cyrus "simulates a lesbian kiss." Gary Coleman's ex-wife misses the swag. Gwen Stefani threw a $15,000 party for a four-year-old. Thank the Hills of Hollywood: Friday gossip has arrived.

After years of trying, Celine Dion is finally pregnant. Lindsay Lohan tries to hang with a better crowd. Miley Cyrus hates Glee. Madonna saves gay Malawians. Your Memorial Day Gossip Roundup is warming up the grill.

Apparently Tila's stint on Celebrity Rehab will cure her of addiction to powdered sleep aids. Katy Perry thinks she's the "new Brangelina." The Hoff gets hospitalized after a three-day alcohol binge. Miley Cyrus is skipping college. Here's your Tuesday gossip.

Jordan Romero, 13, from California has become the youngest person to climb the tallest mountain in the world. We predict it will be approximately three years until the first toddler makes the ascent. [BBC]

Lindsay's alcohol education deadline is up, and she's three classes behind and in Cannes. The Jonas Brothers get trapped in an elevator and escape only because they are thin. Courtney Love had sex with Kate Moss. Thursday's gossip has arrived.

On tonight's Dancing with the Stars, a newly-sexualized Miley Cyrus performed her latest single, "Can't Be Tamed," live for the first time. There was a birdcage, some haystacks and lots of ~flair~. Not so much clothing. Or singing. Video inside.

Justin Bieber graced Ellen with his presence this afternoon, and—predictably—insanity ensued. From screeching girls, to Bieber's thoughts on Miley Cyrus, to talk of his hair, to a rap solo (really), it was quite a segment. Video highlights inside.