Grandma Cindy claims that Courtney Love and Bruce Willis's birthday kiss wasn't just a one-time thing. Also, that Bruce "leaves no moan unturned." Ew. [Cindy]
Maybe there's hope for Britney Spears: she has rehired publicist Leslie Sloan Zelnick to manage her crises. [Page Six]
Andrew Embiricos is a direct descendant of the Prophet Muhammad, a "socialite," and a gay porn star. It is true that you can't only focus on one aspect of your career these days. [Gatecrasher]
Madonna's in Malawi again—but "not" to adopt another baby. [TMZ]
Is Lindsay Lohan lezzing it up with Samantha Ronson? [The Scoop, 2nd item]
