Jose Canseco says Madonna once tried to marry him and have his baby, so she could give daughter Lourdes a Cuban sibling with great genes. He joins Dennis Rodman on the would-be Madonna baby-daddy list. [NYDN]
Alex Rodriguez will visit with his daughters, Natasha and Ella, in Toronto today. It will be the first time he's seen them since he and Cynthia split. [NYDN]
Cynthia Rodriguez has gotten her hands on text messages between Madonna and A-Rod. Now she's threatening to release them. [The Sun]
Angelina Jolie may have moved up her scheduled C-section to Tuesday because she's tired of being pregnant and fed up with hospital food. [National Enquirer]
Porschla Coleman might have broken up with Russell Simmons because he was too controlling and he wouldn't let her hang out with her friends. Or Russell may have broken up with Porschla because she didn't get along with his kids. [Rush & Molloy]
Part of the reason Peter Cook was willing to settle in court yesterday may have been because the "secret" tapes that private investigators took (and who were hired by Christie) were about to be entered into evidence. [OK!]
Sacha Baron Cohen is postponing his wedding to Isla Fischer because her conversion to Judaism is going slower than expected. [NYDN]
Amy Winehouse was photographed leaving a pub in Camden this morning with a "suspicious" white substance in her nose. [The Sun]
Mets star David Wright could be dating WNBC-TV correspondent Diana Russini, but his reps say he doesn't even know who she is, so he's probably not. [Rush & Molloy]
Michelle Williams is making a film about Heath Ledger's life, so daughter Matilda can have more pleasant memories of her father. Clever! [NYDN]
Heroes star Milo Ventimiglia was spotted looking at Cartier rings in June; now he's telling friends he plans on spending $200,000 on an engagement ring for girlfriend Hayden Panettiere. [In Touch]
Cassie and Diddy both attended a birthday party for DJ Cassidy on Wednesday, but snuck in separately so they wouldn't be photographed together. [Rush & Molloy]
Ashley Olsen and her boyfriend of six months, Justin Bartha, went on a vacation to Greece together, which means they must be getting serious. [In Touch]
Uma Thurman and Arpad "Arki" Busson celebrated their engagement with yet another party, this one at Uma's apartment. [People]
Hills sidekick Audrina Patridge got paid $10,000 to party for two hours of partying at a San Diego nightclub. [NYDN]
Rod Stewart is fuming that Jude Law broke up with his daughter, Kimberly, to be with British model Lily Cole, and he's plans on giving Jude "a piece of his mind" the next time the two meet. [Mirror]
An Obama staffer didn't recognize George Stephanopoulos at a recent event because he hadn't shaven and he was wearing a short sleeve shirt. [Page Six]
Silvano Marchetto let his wife Marisa Acocella Marchetto paint his toenails in the name of charity. [Page Six]
Jay-Z took his entourage of 30 to a posh dinner in Paris and ran up a five-figure bill. [The Sun]