George Clooney's ex-girlfriend Sarah Larson may have cheated on the actor when she had a "weekend fling" with a "media mogul," although it appears she's paying for her crime since her new boyfriend is a lowly nightlife promoter named Joey Vanas. [P6]
Lindsay Lohan says her dad is an "embarrassment and a bully" who won't stop talking about her to the press because he's addicted to fame. Sounds about right. [The Sun]
Naomi Campbell's Russian billionaire boyfriend Vladmir Doronin picked her up a $18.5 million penthouse apartment in Sao Paolo as a gift. [P6]
The next socialite guest star on Gossip Girl? That would be Cristina Greeven Cuomo. [P6]
Michael Phelps will host the SNL season premiere on Sept. 13th. [E!]
Russell Simmons says his yoga sessions are so tough that he "collapsed into a fetal position." Also, he may be back together with ex-girlfriend Porschla Coleman. [P6]
Good news, bad news: Hilary Duff's dad was arrested yesterday, the same day that her boyfriend, Mike Comrie, may have gotten her an engagement ring. [TMZ, E!]
Bo Dietl thinks that Eliot Spitzer's downfall was orchestrated by the Gambino family. [P6]
In other breaking mafia-related news, Victoria Gotti's grandmother has passed away. [NYP]
Mos Def is being investigated for larceny after he took a camera from a paparazzo and gave it to a security guard. [TMZ]
One Day at a Time star Mackenzie Phillips was arrested yesterday for trying to sneak heroin and cocaine through LAX. [NYDN]
Scary rap mogul Suge Knight was arrested in Las Vegas on drug and assault charges. [E!]
Tim Gunn's take on Miley Cyrus? "Tarty." [MSNBC]
Jessica Biel was spotted wearing a loose-fitting dress, which means it's time for rumors to start swirling that she's pregnant with Justin Timberlake's baby. [Extra]
Cops were called to OJ Simpson's Florida home after a fight broke out between OJ and his 39-year-old daughter Amelle. This time, though, it ended OJ on the ground bleeding. [NYDN]
Brad Pitt got two facials last week. How exciting! [MSNBC]
