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♦ Samantha Ronson refused to DJ an event at Rubyfruit, allegedly because she doesn't spin at gay or lesbian bars. Her rep, of course, denies this. [P6]
♦ David Spade didn't turn up at Eric Trump's charity golf tournament in New Jersey last week because he thought it was taking place at Trump's LA course. [P6]
♦ An Atlantic City monsignor wants his name added to the list of Raffaello Follieri's victims. He says he gave the Italian playboy $110,000 because Raffaello said he needed the funds to pay some nuns. [NYDN]
♦ MTV has finally confirmed Whitney Port's Hills spinoff. It will begin airing in early 2009. [E!]
♦ How exciting! Mike Bloomberg will become an honorary citizen of Tbilisi, Georgia tomorrow night. [P6]

♦ Drew Barrymore and Kirsten Dunst, who have both dated Justin Long, had "a really awkward run-in" backstage at Saturday Night Live this weekend. [OK!]
♦ Helena Christensen says she eats more than all the men she knows, and just stays thin by boxing. [R&M]
♦ Jenna Bush was spotted checking out Halloweeen costumes this past weekend. No, she didn't pick up a George Bush mask. [R&M]
♦ Singer/pianist Michael Feinstein is getting married to his longtime partner Terrence Flannery next month. Judge Judy will officiate. Seriously. [Cindy Adams]
♦ The always-mature Michael Lohan wrote on his blog that Samantha Ronson doesn't use toilet paper. [The Sun]
♦ Kristin Chenoweth might be dating Survivor host Jeff Probst. [E!]
♦ David Blaine got upset when he couldn't score any free bottles of booze at a party last week. [P6]
♦ Sharon Bush is writing a Bush family expose with author/lawyer Mark Smith. Not surprisingly, her ex-husband Neil is not too pleased about this. [P6]
♦ Tom Ford is planning to direct a movie. It will start filming in November and may or may not feature Colin Firth and Julianne Moore. [E!]
♦ Jenna Jameson isn't just expecting a baby, she's expecting twins. [NYDN]
♦ Britney Spears' new single won't be hitting clubs this weekend after all. [E!]
♦ Charlie Sheen's (pregnant) wife Brooke Mueller had to undergo emergency gall-bladder surgery. [E!]
♦ Victoria Beckham says she's "so content" with life that she's "even been smiling a bit." [People]
♦ Mischa Barton and her ex, Taylor Locke, apparently broke up because he wouldn't stop whining during their three-week trip to Africa. [Janet Charlton]