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• Gossip Girl's Kelly Rutherford got a temporary restraining order against her ex-husband, Daniel Giersch, saying that he harassed both her and her nanny, which, to add insult to injury, caused her nanny to quit. [TMZ, People]
• Randy Quaid, the actor who played Cousin Eddie in the National Lampoon's Vacation movies, may be more like his character than anyone thought. He was arrested near the Mexico border with his wife on charges that he bolted on a $10,000 hotel bill. The two have already posted bail, but not before hamming it up for their mug shots and scribbling a handwritten note to TMZ. Clark W. Griswold would be proud. [AP, TMZ, P6]
• She's been married to Keith Urban since June 2006, but Nicole Kidman is still known as "the lady who used to be married to Tom Cruise" by at least two Starbucks baristas, and she's not happy about it. [P6]

• Jessica Biel is going to climb Mount Kilimanjaro to raise awareness about the global water crisis. (As if the girl didn't already have the best ass.) Rapper Lupe Fiasco and Transformers star Isabel Lucas will supposedly join her. [NYDN]
• On yesterday's Oprah, Jay-Z opened up about how hard it was to deal with his dad walking out on him as a kid... and then he taught Oprah how to rap. She wasn't all that good. [The Sun, Jezebel]
• Screech (aka Dustin Diamond) has written a scandalous tell-all about his Saved by the Bell costars, and it reveals they smoked pot and hooked up. Those crazy kids. [Us]
• Audrina Patridge denied she had plastic surgery on various parts of her body... well, except her boobs. [Maxim, The Sun]
• Producers on Tori Spelling's reality show, Tori and Dean, approached Dean McDermott's ex, Mary Jo Eustace, about appearing on the show, but she turned them down. Finally, someone with some self-respect! Oh, wait... she's written a tell-all book about her divorce. [NYDN]
• Drew Barrymore told Parade magazine, "Sexual love is secondary to me right now." Translation: Justin Long just isn't very good in bed. [Parade]
• Martha Stewart apologized (sort of) to Jessica Simpson for saying she should've been watching her dog, Daisy, more closely before it got snatched by a coyote. An apology from Martha? What's happening to the world? [Us]
• Lamar Odom cancelled his Joe Francis-planned bachelor party for a low-key dinner. Khloe Kardashian isn't a fan of midget/stripper pole parties? [E!]
• Anne Heche probably won't be marrying her boyfriend of two years James Tupper anytime soon. When asked if they'd tie the knot, she replied, "I hope not! I want to stay in love." Nice. [E!]
• Britney Spears will continue to share custody of her two kids with chubby Kevin Federline. [TMZ]
• Jessica Alba dyed her hair blonde for a role, and it's tragic. [3am]
• Among other nutty things, Michael Jackson believed Madonna was a deeply jealous person and he had the power to heal sick kids. [P6]
• John Mayer believes the reason he gets lots of girls in Hollywood is because he's "an inventive lover." Fascinating [The Sun]
• Who could be the person described in this juicy blind item? "Which New York Socialite went into a shop near her five-star hotel in Paris and accidentally broke something, causing a huge scene? After police detained the philanthropist, she was thrown out of her hotel." [P6]