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• One of Madonna's neighbors has filed a lawsuit against their building's co-op board for not doing anything about the "pounding noise and vibration" emanating from Madge's triplex, which the neighbor says has been doubling as a "dance rehearsal studio." The good news is Madonna is moving in the near future, so the angry tenant should soon be able to go back to complaining about her other neighbor who just plays the radio too loud. [NYDN, AP]
• Lindsay Lohan avoided jail time but had her probation extended by a year last week when a judge ruled that she hadn't completed an alcohol treatment program. Then she went out to a party in the Meatpacking district this weekend and actually stayed sober. What a delightful surprise! [P6]
• Bethenny Frankel is engaged to her boyfriend of 11 months, Jason Hoppy. "She is very much a handful," Hoppy said, "She needs a man that can handle her, and that I can." More power to you, sir. [People]

• Leading us to ask once again, "Do any celebrities have alarm systems?" Kourtney Kardashian's home was broken into over the weekend, and more than $100,000 in jewelry was supposedly stolen from the home. [TMZ, Us]
• Paris Hilton will make a cameo as herself in the movie The Other Guys, starring Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg. Despite the fact it's just a one-day shoot (and her career has seen better days), her reps demanded that she be provided with live lobsters and Grey Goose vodka on the set. [P6]
• Renee Zellweger flew to Vancouver to hang out with Bradley Cooper, where they went to dinner and held hands underneath the table. [People]
• Whitney Houston almost suffered a wardrobe malfunction when a strap on the back of her dress popped open during her performance on the British reality TV program The X Factor. [Daily Mail]
• Stephanie Pratt was arrested on suspicion of DUI after leaving Heidi Montag's birthday party yesterday morning. [TMZ, People]
• In other news from The Hills, Audrina Patridge will star in a new reality show opposite her brother and sister, in case you haven't heard. [P6]
• Nas owes the government more than $2.5 million in back taxes. [TMZ]
• A housekeeping service sued Courtney Love for more than $3,000 for unpaid services and won when Love didn't appear in court. [TMZ]
• Kelly Bensimon doesn't wear underwear, or at least she wasn't the other night when she showed up at a party and exposed her butt. "She said 'oops' and started giggling. She didn't seem like she minded." Imagine that. [P6]
• Matt Damon hit up the Hustler Club with his wife, where she danced for him, apparently unaware that they could also do that in the privacy of their own home. [P6]
• Victoria Beckham will reportedly make a cameo on Gossip Girl, and she'll start filming this Wednesday. [Daily Mirror]
• For reasons that are still unclear, Miley Cyrus shot scenes for the Sex and the City sequel last week. According to one report, "she wore the same dress as Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall) at what appeared to be a movie premiere for Samantha's on-and-off beau, Smith Jerrod (Jason Lewis)." [Us, 3am]
• A chunk of Elvis' hair went for $18,300 at auction yesterday. [NYDN]
• Where the Wild Things Are took in $32.5 million at the box office this weekend; Law Abiding Citizens came in second with $21.2 million; and scary-as-hell Paranormal Activity slid in at third, making $20.1 million. [MSNBC]