Lindsay Lohan isn't aware how blood-sugar deprived she sounds when talking about her normal diet, and Alex Rodriguez doesn't realize how desperate he looks when with three ladies on his arm.

  • On Valentine's weekend, Alex Rodriguez went out with Madonna's friend Ingrid Casares, a model and "three hot chicks." Not that he's trying to prove anything to, say, Madonna and her Brazilian boy toy. [P6]
  • Lindsay Lohan may be skinny, but she insists she's eating as much as she always has. But then the starlet added, cryptically, "everyone goes through something, and everyone can relate to something." Try that sentence again after a cheeseburger, doll. [Daily Star]
  • Sad, broke Michael Jackson is auctioning his signature gloves, a Rolls Royce limo with 24-karat gold "embellishment," a golf cart with a Peter Pan version of himself spray painted on the hood and an oil painting of himself dressed as a king. Also, the gates to his estate. [Mail]
  • Heidi Klum on being called "too heavy" for the runway: "Do I look like I care? I really don’t think about [it]." [Gatecrasher]
  • The publicist fired for taking Ashley Dupre to Yigal Azriel's fashion show, Kelly Cutrone, is being nice to the former hooker out of the goodness of her heart, and not because Cutrone has a reality show forthcoming on Bravo. Although if you want to go ahead and plug Dupre's forthcoming album, the flack certainly won't object. [P6]
  • Tom Cruise spent time with ex-wife Nicole Kidman and her current husband Keith Urban at the Daytona 500. [ET]