Utah authorities threaten to turn TLC reality show Sister Wives into a procedural justice thriller. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis got drunk before their lesbian kiss. Lindsay Lohan sells paparazzi pictures for $10,000 a pop. Tuesday gossip has arrived.

  • Police are investigating the family from TLC's polygamy reality show Sister Wives for felony polygamy. Bigamy is a third-degree felony in Utah, and they're clearly guilty. Usually the state doesn't prosecute for families that are otherwise compliant with the law, but they can if they want to, which means this show is about to get so much more exciting. [People]
  • Though Lindsay Lohan's earning potential has skyrocketed with her criminality (for paid interviews, that is, not for acting) she hasn't cashed in yet and reportedly had trouble scraping together her $300,000 bail. So now she's selling photo opportunities: "Lindsay Lohan was calling around the pap agencies all weekend trying to get $10,000 up front to pose up in the SCRAM bracelet. All of the major players passed, and she ended up doing the setup with a small agency." Poor Lindsay. Nobody even wants to see her SCRAM, anymore. [Us, Popeater]
  • Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan is supposedly checking into rehab today. How will she pay for it? [TMZ]
  • Before filming their girl-on-girl kiss for Black Swan, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis drank some tequila to loosen up. Hot! Drunk! Girls! Making! Out! This movie's going to be a blockbuster, right? [CNN]
  • Katie Couric was eating a "kinda fancy chinese" lunch when a "giant cockroach" crawled onto the table. She tweeted about it, and is probably wondering now why her tweet about cockroaches made more newspapers than her daily attempt to actually contribute to the news. [@katiecouric, P6]
  • Twilight vampiress Ashley Greene took her possibly-not-chaste-anymore boyfriend Joe Jonas to meet her family. They've been dating for four months. [E!]
  • After seventeen years of marriage, George Lopez and wife Ann Lopez are divorcing. "The decision is amicable and by mutual agreement." [People]
  • Celebrity burglar Alexis Neiers is writing a book. God help us. [Popeater]
  • A concert-goer flicked off rapper Paul Wall, who responded by beating the guy with a microphone. Obviously, video of the savage microphone beatdown is now online. [TMZ]
  • James Van Der Beek's wife Kimberly Brook gave birth to a girl last night. Little Olivia Van Der Beek has James tweeting up a storm: "I apologize in advance for any obnoxious precious new-dad tweets that may follow. I'm under her spell." Aww. [Us]
  • The hooker who says she had sex with David Beckham has challenged him to "drop his pants in court" to prove his innocence. She's ready to testify about "distinguishing characteristics" on Becks' genitalia. This is, of course, proof that she is lying, because everyone knows David Beckham's penis is without "distinguishing characteristics"; it is a glowing zone of flawless perfection. [Sun]