Americans have long been subjected to the fun, rapey Axe Body Spray ads, which attempt to demonstrate to awkward males that all they need to mate with the right girl is a little body spray, and maybe some roofies.

Well, in the UK Axe is called "Lynx." And... that's really all you need to know to understand everything about this ad. Click on the timeline and press 5-7-3-8. Can you master the keystrokes necessary to make the pretty girl do the dirty thing? If so, you win a million dates with beautiful models (who want to have sex—with you).

[Copyranter]