Barack Obama sat down with David Letterman today, and while they talked about more than politics, what everyone really wants to know is how Obama responded to the hidden camera videos of Romney that went viral yesterday.

Clint Eastwood was his usual candid self when speaking with Extra TV about his now-infamous "empty chair" speech at the Republican National Convention.

A court in France has ruled in favor of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, ordering the gossip magazine Closer not to publish any additional photos of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless.

You know that really damaging hidden camera footage of Mitt Romney that's making the rounds today?

"I figure if somebody's dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they're gonna have to take what they get," Clint Eastwood told Jerry Penacoli in an interview for Extra.

Shaun White is doing his part to perpetuate the stereotype of the drunk and disorderly snowboarder-skater: the Olympic gold medalist has been charged with public intoxication and vandalism.

Who would have thought two pop divas wouldn't be instant BFF?

In court documents obtained by Court House News, Texas resident Julia Garcia claims Walmart employees ripped up her authentic 100 dollar bills and detained her without just cause for two hours despite confirming after the fact that the money was real.

"MUSLIM RAGE," screams Newsweek's new cover story about last week's violent anti-American protests. Ayaan Hirsi Ali, the well-known anti-Islam activist, is here to tell "us" (The_West) how to "end it." And it's true, isn't it? All Muslims are constantly raging about everything. So to pay tribute to Ali's article — which describes the protesters as "the mainstream of contemporary Islam" — and the subtle, smart cover that accompanies it, we've collected 13 striking, powerful images of MUSLIM RAGE.

According to multiple Romney sources cited in a damning Politico report, Stuart Stevens, Mitt Romney's chief campaign strategist, is to blame for Romney's gaffe-laden campaign. The sources in the article, which includes the sort of shit flinging you'd expect to read after a candidate loses, not before, fault Stevens for Romney's mediocre speech and Clint Eastwood's spectacular performance art piece at the RNC, amongst other campaign snafus.

Maureen Dowd's column in today's New York Times created a mini-shit storm today, with several political pundits accusing her of using anti-Semitic imagery to make one of her typical points, which is that Romney is bad, etc. Basically, Dowd said Dan Senor, one of Romney's advisors, was a "neocon puppet master" who was trying to help neocons "slither back" into power. According to several "experts on American-Israeli relations," this sort of language is similar to ancient anti-Semitic imagery, like when Matt Taibbi called Goldman Sachs a vampire squid.

Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley is already campaigning for the 2016 presidential election. Earlier today, O'Malley gave a 20-minute speech at Iowa Senator Tom Harkin's annual steak fry in Indianola. A steak fry is, apparently, an event where steak is fried and politicians give speeches.

You can't keep a good zombie franchise down. You can't even keep a mediocre zombie franchise down.

It's been a while since a militant Muslim leader called for the death of Salman Rushdie — too long if you ask Ayatollah Hassan Sanei.

How reliable are British tabloids? Not very. But for the sake of our sanity, let's assume that The Sun is correct, and Robsten are back together.

As promised, lawyers for Britain's royal family are seeking an injunction to prevent further publication of the Kate Middleton topless pics.

Are you ready to start caring about American Idol again? Me neither. But here's your Season 12 judges' panel anyway: original judge Randy Jackson (wait, really?), recent addition Mariah Carey, and total newbies Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban.

At the bigotry-laden Values Voters Summit, former Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum inadvertently characterized conservative values as something smart people do not have.

It was a question without a right answer, and Mitt Romney still managed to get it wrong. Which reality TV sign-of-the-end-times do you prefer — Snooki or Honey Boo Boo?

Good news out of Wisconsin, or for now at least. Dane County Circuit Court Judge Juan B. Colas overturned Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's anti-union law earlier today, or at least the parts in regards to city, county, and school districts. State employees weren't covered in the ruling.