Some of those crazy contraptions at the gym can be scary, but not as scary as a macho movie star who like stow off his own equipment. Also dirty tween stars, cheating actresses, and doing the butt (sexy, sexy).
Actors have been going behind their wives back to get laid for centuries, but to secretly get her fired from his movie? Also, weird food issues (that don't involve throwing up!) and a fame-whore reality star. Go figure.
It's fine for the extras and crew members to raid the catering table, but which Hollywood actress is using craft services as her all-you-can-eat buffet. And taking left overs. Plus, the return of Coke Mom! Well, kinda.
Today is all about the ladies who love the ladies. First up, a cable show fosters a secret lesbian relationship, a starlet poses as bi, and a (straight, sorry) rock star takes his daughter-in-law on dates to appear hip.
Today in bottom-feeding: a closeted print journalist, a Hollywood couple with an open relationship, bisexual reality show starlets, a pop star declines a chance to join the Mile High Club, and a diva pisses off her family.
Today in too much information: A singer with an unsatisfactory man, a fashion critic with cheap ass gold paint on her walls, an actor in love with his sister-in-law, and some Paula Abdul thing.
Today we have a 'controversial' actress whose 'partner' is leaving her, a singer dude who tried to make out with (crossdressing) straights, and an actor who wants to know if you like fucking a star, baby, tell me!
Today in hypocritical moralistic scolding: A troubled celeb couple that's getting back together, a "wacky" celeb whose parties feature alcohol(!) and noodz, a secret drinker musician named S****n S*****s, and a pop star joins the Mile High Club.
Today in celebrity mishandlings of proffered fame: A star singer who can't afford a car, and a sad brother who will wait, forever, for that apocryphal fan to come along for an autograph. He's still waiting.
Today in celebrity character assassination: An actress who tried to score some free food with her blinding fame, and an "obnoxious celeb" with an obnoxious nickname.
Today in human nature unleashed: A Catholic actress who sins on the weekend, a bulimic singer with a knife, and another actress who is not averse to doing coke off various parts of the human anatomy.
Today in tastelessness: A TV actor who maybe likes to wear panties made for the ladies, and a movie actress secretly withdrawing from smack.
Today in other people's business: A talk show host with a Viagra prescription, a rocker girl without any friends, and an actor who has a special box for special, nasty things.
Today we have a British star who is having some problems with her down there business, an actor who wouldn't own up to babydaddydom, and a jerky jerky who did jerky things when dating someone who was, probably, a jerk.
Today we have two items. One is about four celebrity swingers who may not be on the sly anymore. The other about an actress with severe weight problems. Quelle surprise.
Today we only have one little item. A long thing about an old time favorite: Coke Mom. Coke Mom is named so because she does cocaine-type drugs in front of her children. She's supposedly clean, but isn't really. Helluva drug.
Today we have just two little items, one about a drugged-out actor who decided the best thing to do was pee in a car, and the other about a designer with a nasty mean streak.
Today we have a young... baron (?) of the hotel industry puttin' the blocks to some hunky reality star, a TV actress who is cheating on her hubby, and a power couple that's splitting up and moving on.
Today we have a creeper who loves herself some Alice in Wonderland, a lonely sad actor who thinks he is very funny but he isn't, and an actor with some sort of serious bear thing.
Today we have a young actress with interesting job interview techniques, a derelict ad exec, a secretly gay "princeling", a band of lady-slayin' brothers, a disrespectful husband, and another actress who interviews for jobs in a... physical way.
