Today we have a TV comedy star who really knows how to make romp in the sack special, a night-owl singer, a ditz who doesn't mind sniffing in public, and rehabbed celebrities vying for Parents of the Year.
Today we have a "spicy tamale" (that means Latina) who is dating three men, one of those annoying items that's about something nice, and a famous couple that's hiding a lot behind their movie star veneers.
Today we have a male music divo (when they're boys they're called divos) who would like you to keep your feet off the furniture, a teen songbird who's having a May-December affair (she's May), and a wild actress gone mild.
Today we have a sleazy Hamptons realtor, a saucy nightclub chanteuse, a drunken reporter, a recovering actress, an actress too busy driving through garage doors to recover, and a nice guy actor who maybe isn't so nice.
Today we have a married actor who stepped out on his wife with a boy hairdresser, an Academy-recognized actor who powered through a heart attack, and a closeted cutie who's got problems with his cheating live-in lover.
Today we have an actor flagrantly (and fragrantly) doing drugs, a Real Housewife who got drunk and inappropriate (shocking!), and two warring actresses who fought over a talk show.
Today we have an out-of-town billionaire visiting to cheat, a musician who brings an army of tight-panted musclemen wherever he goes, a shy/diva pop star, an actor with some predilections, and an arrogant guitar-strumming actor.
Today we have a young actor embarrassed by his sleazy girlfriend, a marriage that was consummated very very strangely, and an actress using food to fill the sadness in her soul.
Today we have a reporter exploring lesbianism, an actor with a wondering eye, another actor having a relapse, two hyper protective parents, one wildly unprotective dad, and the crazy oil lady.
Today we have an actor who likes to fuck with ladies before he fucks them, and an actress who really, really, like, really, wants a part that she'll never get.
Today we have a backsliding young starlet, the reappearance of that awful mother who leaves cocaine around the house for her kids to find, and a reality star/couple who as all their moves planned out.
Today we have a alpha male actor who wears makeup, a television star who's less than discreet about his infidelities, and an actress's live in boyfriend who's much the same.
Today we have a pair of brother ladykillers, a starlet with some eating issues, a comedian who has to pay his new assistant an exorbitant amount of money just so they'll stay, and a vainglorious reality star.
Today we have a rapper on E, a crazy long Cannes item, an Oscar-honored actress spiraling down into tabloid tackiness, a hedgie with a wayward teenage son, and a celebrity stylist who tried to swindle a TV chef.
Today we have an older actress who, in the 80s, loved roaming the LES in her limo and picking up young Latino guys. So, we have something in common. Also we have an actress with eating problems.
Today we have a Broadway star who woos ladies with indecent pictures, a rock and roll grrl who likes 'em younger and female, a bitchy hat-wearing actress (we all know who she is), and a drugged-out British model.
Today we have a celebrity who's had secret abortions, a lothario actor, a summer movie star who is concerned about his penis size when he makes it with other dudes, and a secret lesbo acclaimed actreeese.
Just two little items today, because it's a short week, so we'll start off... short. We have a TV starlet who seems nice on camera, but in reality is a vain crazy person. And we have a TV lesbian and her surprised costar.
Today we have a cheating TV actress, a celebrity boyfriend who cried because he lost his cocaines, a celebrity wife who's so obtuse that she didn't know a drag performance was men dressed as ladies, and a reality show whose integrity has been compromised.
