Today: accidental athlete babies! Spoilt pop brats! Forced sexual acts!

Today we have a too-helpful TV exec, a lecherous media mogul, a druggie TV show, and a secretly gay anti-gay-marriage pastor.

Today we just have lots of stuff about hookers. It's sort of sad, really. Oh and something about bad breath.

Today we have an ass-evaluating rapper, a supermodel doing blow, a movie actress getting cheated on, and two wastrel young starlets. So, pretty original!

Today we have a cheeky politician, a sandwich-tossing diva, a fake-gay fourway, and the transvestite kisser.

Today we have cheating hearts, STDs, and sad marriages. Typical.

New Year's Eve edition! Or something. We've got: secretly not so skinny TV star, an old Hollywood bit, and the above-mentioned ruiner.

Today we have a nasty divorce, an ungrateful gift receiver, an abusive boyfriend, and a swinging actress.

Today we have a secret political scion, a humping prince, a "celebutard" sex scandal, and a secretly gay sham couple about to come out.

Today we a TV love affair, a gay Broadway director, a drunken actress, a lesbian, and an airplane pooper.

Christmas came early! Someone sent us a scandalous, original blind item just now. And, of course, we'd like to share it with you. After the jump read a tale of gossip and infidelity.

Sequoia Capital, the backer of Apple, Yahoo, and Google, ordered its startups to slash their payrolls this fall. We hear one CEO fired people so enthusiastically he had to retract some of his pink slips.

Today we have a water sports aficionado, a snoring pop star, a troubled marriage, and a secret gay.

Today we have a TV star who received oral pleasure while dans chapeau, a man proposed to by his lady, an actress who hurled her Oscar at her hubby, and an insensitive pig.

Today we have an old hound dog of a TV star, a hound dog of a reality TV star, a rehabbing actress, and a miserly athlete. And at Christmas!

Today we have Michael Phelps (we think), a wrinkly diva, a time-share selling actor, a miracle of plastic surgery, a stingy pot head, and a band that makes people eat hummus.

Today we have a secret sex tape, a secret life as a sex swinger, a secret shame, and a secret bad reputation. All secret until now!

Today we have a cheating TV actor, a dirty talking athlete, and a drunken young actor who got a speeding ticket while driving a car that didn't actually belong to him.

Today we have a relapsing star using college kids for drugs, three gay dudes (two secretly!), and a politician about to take his whole family down with him. (Hint: it's not Blago!)

Today we have an actress who thinks she's skinnier than she is, a (yawn) secretly gay TV guy, two Hollywood rich guys into skiing with younger ladies, a secret stalker, and a secret mama.