Today we have a fashionista having loud sex, two druggie actors who boned a sheep, a guy who fucked up a car with a sledgehammer, and a heroin-addicted prestige actor.
Today we have a magazine supplying its subjects with cocaine, a couple into the rough stuff, a crabs-obsessed rocker, and an entitled actress.
Today we have football player seduced by a starlet, and by cocaine. Also, a terrible drunken celebrity, a terrible meth-smoking celebrity, and an actor in trouble with Child Protective Services.
Today we have face-lifts, cheaters, lesbos, and horrible divas who are mean and have no friends.
Today we have a drunk heir, threesomes, drugs, whiskey, secret gay dudes, and lots of other blind itemy stuff.
A "heartthrob" television doctor keeps showing up drunk, but he gets results dammit. Plus: a sometime blog writer with a substance problem?!
Today we have a gay baseball player, a separating couple, a secretly wed "fashionista," a druggy celebrity, and a cruel taskmaster.
Today we have a spendthrift yet cash strapped reality star, a fella who lets the ladies take the blame for his drugging, a cheating couple, and a sad doggie.
Today we have cheating Oscar winners, poorly endowed celebrities, cradle robbers, and baby daddy issues.
Today we have a big-mouthed adulteress, a coke-addled old rocker, a pregnant tween star, and an STD-riddled young fella.
Today we have a sex-crazed rehabber, a demanding tiny celebrity, a slur-spewing actor, a kinky couple, and a spoiled brat.
Today we have an abusive actor, a self-conscious actor, something about hockey or something, a rockstar threesome, and a family in peril.
Today we have a kissy actress, a on-the-rocks celebrity couple, maybe-lesbian actresses, and a shameful reality TV star.
Today we have cheating TV people, a marked supermodel, secret gays and secret addicts and secret Republicans, and a kinky mayonnaise fetish.
Today we have rowdy British actors, cocaine-crazed TV stars, secret Vegas rendezvous, and a stalking starlet.
Today we have a comedian caught in bed with another man by his wife, a hunk who needs tongue surgery, diva actresses, and a kinky pop star.
Today we have a guy who got a blowjorb while having a chat with a fellow, a caddish virginity loser, a secret plastic surgery fan, and something about what, I'm guessing, is The Mentalist.
Today we have a disappointing stripper, two fashionably irresponsible actresses, and some big shake-ups at a TV show.
Today we have cheating husbands, cheating golfers, lots of sad Golden Globe Awards attendees, and a bald dude.
Today we have a lesbian reality star and lots of people doing drugs and drinking and eating.
