celebrity-industrial-complex

Victory For Octo-Mom

Ryan Tate · 03/09/09 10:32PM

Well, things sure came together for Nadya Suleman today: Octo-Mom suddenly has a big house for her 14 kids, around-the-clock child care valued at $135,000-per-month and she gets to keep her reality show.

Celebrity Theft: A Recession Tragedy

Ryan Tate · 03/06/09 02:26AM

Sure the economic collapse is hurting jobless poors or whatever but you know what's really tragic? That celebrities no longer get offered quality swag, so they have to steal it. Take Kristian Laliberte.

Three Worst Red Carpet Flubs By Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Tate · 02/23/09 07:06AM

It's not that we don't sympathize with Ryan Seacrest. The Oscar red carpet is a relentless stream of thin-skinned celebrities. But the celebrity interviewer seemed especially cringe-inducing this year.

Nude Peaches Geldof Tats as Uninspired as You'd Expect

Ryan Tate · 02/16/09 12:17AM


Oh look, Peaches Geldof just happened to bathe topless and to hold various awkward poses while a photographer snapped very clear pictures of her tattoos. The trainwreck hipster heiress must need money.

Rihanna Said Chris Brown Threatened Her Life

Ryan Tate · 02/10/09 09:55PM

More awful details about Chris Brown's alleged attack on Rihanna: Rihanna reportedly told police her boyfriend and fellow R&B star threatened her life, then choked her to unconsciousness.

Flack Editor Returning To OK! As Kent Brownridge Leaves

Ryan Tate · 01/30/09 06:57AM

General manager Kent Brownridge is following editor Susan Toepfer out the door at celebrity magazine OK!. The publication's overlords are bringing back the old guard — including former celebrity flack Rob Shuter.

Is Michelle Obama Pregnant?

Ryan Tate · 01/28/09 09:52PM

One of the nice thing about having a glamorous First Family is that it can provide cheap escapist entertainment amid a bleak economy and partisan political rancor.

Jessica Simpson's Forbidden Workout Video

Ryan Tate · 01/27/09 09:16PM

It's no wonder this unreleased "Speedfit" workout video was banned from YouTube: It's as embarrassing as rumored and contains an incriminating recording of her business manager to boot.