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Cool Pope Probably Not a Trump Supporter
Hamilton Nolan · 02/15/16 01:15PMHamilton Nolan · 11/13/15 09:14AM
Man Who Put the Pope on a Pizza: We’re Pizza Men, Not Artists
Taylor Berman · 09/24/15 03:44PM5-Year-Old Girl Breaks Through Police Barrier to Educate the Pope on Immigration Reform
Melissa Cronin · 09/23/15 10:00PMA five-year-old girl has become one of the few mortals with whom the Pope has held congress on his trip to the U.S. this week.
Capitalist Babies Lash Out at Pope in the Most Capitalist Way Possible
Hamilton Nolan · 09/21/15 08:49AMPhiladelphia Mayor Promises Pope a Wawa Hoagie—Any Wawa Hoagie He Wants
Kelly Conaboy · 09/18/15 11:25AMCool Pope to Allow Women Who Have Had Abortions into Heaven (For One Year)
Kelly Conaboy · 09/01/15 02:21PMHamilton Nolan · 07/10/15 08:40AM
Pope Trying-Too-Hard Claims He Hasn't Watched TV in 25 Years
Hudson Hongo · 05/26/15 11:05PMStart Answering All Your Phone Calls—The Pope Might Be Calling
Aleksander Chan · 05/01/15 03:21PMLet the Pope Eat Carbs
Allie Jones · 04/02/15 11:57AMPope Francis longs for many things in life, surely: World peace, the Parousia, the latitude to say that women can be priests...you know, stuff like that. The one thing he wants for himself? Pasta. And now Vatican doctors are telling him he can’t have it, because he’s gained a little weight since moving to Italy.
Allegedly Cool Pope Still Uncool with Gays Getting Married or Adopting
Hudson Hongo · 02/04/15 10:00PMPope Flashes Cool as Hell Satanic Gang Sign on Philippines Tour
Andy Cush · 01/21/15 03:16PMCool Pope Francis has been edgy ever since he was named god's representative on Earth, but with a stylishly rebellious hand sign he flashed last week in the Philippines, he broke new ground. What devilish gesture is Francis displaying alongside Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle in the photo above? A gang sign? Satanic heavy metal horns? Let's investigate.
Cool Pope Francis Keeps It Real About Man's Stewardship of the Earth
Brendan O'Connor · 01/18/15 02:00PMNot-So-Cool Pope: "One Cannot Insult Other People's Faith"
Kelly Conaboy · 01/15/15 10:35AMCool Pope Names Diverse New Set of Cardinals from All Over the Globe
Hudson Hongo · 01/04/15 11:00AMCool Pope Celebrates Birthday by Buying Homeless People Sleeping Bags
Dayna Evans · 12/18/14 11:25AMCool Pope Just Making Stuff Up About Heaven Now
Hamilton Nolan · 12/12/14 09:55AMCool Pope Says Evolution Is Real, God Not a Magician With a Magic Wand
Andy Cush · 10/28/14 01:20PMCool Pope Francis, Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, possessor of truly Jadenesque follower count, acknowledged today that evolution and the Big Bang thoery are real, and that God is not "a magician with a magic wand."