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This Might Be a Drawing of Usher's Dick
Jay Hathaway · 12/26/14 12:45PMThe below photo of a dick is allegedly a screengrab from the Usher Raymond sex tape that an anonymous seller was shopping around last month. The tape, a home movie starring Usher and his Atlanta Ex-wife Tameka Raymond, supposedly leaked when a video camera was stolen from the singer's car since 2010, and his lawyer has been trying to prevent its release.
Here's Ben Affleck's Dick
Rich Juzwiak · 12/11/14 05:06PMDrunk Man Kills His Best Friend, Chops Off His Dick, and Feeds It to Dog
Aleksander Chan · 11/19/14 01:07PMProsecutors: Cop Slipped Motorists His Dick Instead of Traffic Tickets
Gabrielle Bluestone · 11/18/14 07:16PMWhy Small Dicks Are Better Than Big Ones, According to an Expert
Jay Hathaway · 11/05/14 11:00AMBig-ass dicks—huh! What are they good for? Absolutely nothing, according to the true confessions of little-dick enthusiast Monique Anderson. Well, to each her (or his) own in matters of dick physics and aesthetics, but she brings up some good points here.
Man Chops Off and Throws Away His Small Penis After Bad Breakup
Jay Hathaway · 10/24/14 11:43AMJimmy Kimmel Finally Discovers Dick-Shaped Weather Patterns
Jay Hathaway · 10/14/14 10:52AMEver since TV meteorologists gained the power to draw on their digital maps, they've been inadvertently—and sometimes intentionally—drawing dicks. Jimmy Kimmel finally caught onto this long-running phenomenon and assigned a staffer to cover the rapidly expanding weatherdick beat.
Is This James Franco's Dick or What?
Rich Juzwiak · 10/10/14 12:35PMScience Labs Are Finally Fun—Because They're Making Penises!
Hamilton Nolan · 10/07/14 08:18AMRugby Fan's Exposed Dick Wins Australian National Championship
Jay Hathaway · 10/06/14 11:11AMThe South Sydney Rabbitohs, a rugby team partially owned by Russell Crowe, won the Australian National Rugby League championship yesterday, its first victory in 43 years. "It's all about the bunnies down here," said a Channel Nine reporter, live at the scene. Wrong. It was all about one fan's swinging dick.
Jared Leto's Allegedly Enormous Penis Makes a Public Appearance
Jay Hathaway · 09/10/14 12:00PMAccording to sources who claim to be close to Jared Leto's dick, Jared Leto's dick is very large, as human dicks go, and shaped like the plumed helmet of an elite Roman guard. Although this classic American genital folktale hasn't been independently confirmed, Leto entered some new evidence into the Case of Is Jared Leto's Dick Big at a recent 30 Seconds to Mars Show.
Air Marshals Forced to Subdue Passenger Fighting Over Reclining Seat
Gabrielle Bluestone · 08/28/14 11:09PMFlight Diverted After Petty Fight Breaks Out Over "Knee Defender"
Jay Hathaway · 08/26/14 09:03AMThis Is What Jared Leto's "Massive" Dick Allegedly Looks Like
Jay Hathaway · 08/19/14 02:42PMIs Dominique Ansel's New Pretzel Thing a Dick or What?
Kelly Conaboy · 08/10/14 01:30PMIs This Chicken a Dick or What?
Andy Cush · 08/08/14 09:07AMIs This a Dick in This Real Estate Listing, or What?
Jordan Sargent · 07/24/14 03:40PMThere is a five bedroom, four bathroom three-story condo at 5517 Oakwood Cove in Austin available for the price of $389,500. One of the bathrooms is pictured, and you can see that some changes need to be made. The wallpaper could be scrapped. The fixtures could be updated. Oh, and the dude with his dick hanging out could probably move out of the way.