• Project Runway's lovable bobble-head figurine pimps his soon to pub style manual in May's Elle, and also manages to brag about his real estate holdings. [WWD]
  

• Howard K. Stern won't fight Larry Birkhead for custody of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter if DNA testing reveals Birkhead to be the father tomorrow. [TMZ]
  

• Who's "calling the shots" for Britney Spears these days, management-wise? Maybe no one. Gee, ya think? [Fox News]
  

• As the world waits, breath bated, for the revelation of Anna Nicole Smith's child's paternity, Cindy Adams continues to sully her memory: today she reveals that more of the bombshell's diaries will be sold on eBay. There are pictures of her "Doing It" with a female! [Cindy]
  

TheU.com is hiring for a N.Y.U. gossip blog. According to one applicant, it'll be "edgy" and "gawker.com meets P*r*z Hilton." Some of their post ideas were the 100 hottest NYU students ("but in an edgy, sarcastic way!"), who's the biggest Adderall user on campus, and "crazy shit we're sure happens at NYU!" Like dorm pervs, maybe? Helpfully, they also provided a couple of sample posts. Wow! Really, wow. Click to enlarge.

• Was legendary investment banker Felix Rohatyn's Lazard lifestyle one of hookers, Shirley Maclaine and Jackie Onassis? Did bankers used to (heh, "used to") sleep with all the gals in the office? [NYDN]
  

• Yay! Girls Gone Wild head molester Joe Francis got punched out in a Miami club. While hanging out with... Tinsley Mortimer?? [Page Six]
  

• Jane Pratt drops the "bombshell" on her Sirius show: that the rumors that have circulated for years about her 90s girlsexing with Drew Barrymore are true. Episode two: Michael Stipe. [NYP]
  

• Britney Spears lost "10 pounds" in rehab thanks to "spa treatments." [TOB]
  

• Britney Spears went to the hospital because of a problem with her teeths. [TMZ]
  

• Rachael Ray has a pretty uniform response to things she likes. [Naomi Leibowitz]
  

• "You can imagine what courage it takes to be in all new surroundings, with new people and a new language. He is very strong," Angelina Jolie says of her new adopted son Pax Thien. [People]
  

• Lindsay Lohan dissed Wilmer Valderrama for dedicating a Matchbox 20 song to her at karaoke. Stars: they're just like us, only lamer. [R&M]

• Lindsay Lohan is going out to nightclubs in New York, and, yes, drinking. [Page Six]
  

• Among the guests at Tina Brown and Harry Evans' duplex last night: Fergie, Duchess of York, who told Helen Mirren how accurately she portrayed Elizabeth II for the millionth time, and Diane Von Furstenberg, who also loved the movie, and left it with a new pet name: "'What do you call me now in bed?' she asked [her husband Barry Diller]. 'Like in the movie?' She thought for a minute: 'Cabbage!'" [FoxNews]
  

• Lindsay Lohan backed her car into a paparazzo outside the Hotel Gansevoort, either accidentally or, you know, not. He's in the hospital. [NYP]
  

• Lindsay Lohan and Jude Law may be pooling STDs, or "adoring each others' company." [Page Six]
  

• In a rare interview with British Vogue, Kate Moss discussed her compassion for the paparazzi: "'Once I was walking from The Mercer [hotel] in New York down the street (because otherwise I don't walk anywhere), and this woman paparazzo who was following me fell over a fire hydrant and her whole tooth went through her lip. I leant over her, saying, 'Are you all right?' and she was still taking pictures. I was, 'You know what? You are sick in the head.'" [Independent]
  

• "Mama je'e went to heaven, mo'okwad," Soto gently informs his son. "Mama je'e watches us from the sky. Like Peanut," he says, referring to a family dog attacked and eaten by a pack of coyotes months back." Now go and read the rest of the story about Anna Nicole Smith's purported Native American lovechild. Trust us, you want to. [Phoenix New Times]
  

• What makes Brandon Davis's anti-Arab slurred slurs against Paula Abdul (sorta, in an Alanis way) ironic? The fact that he's half-Turkish. Oho! [Gatecrasher]