• More details re: Jared Leto's broken nose. Did no one catch him when he stage-dived? Sad! [Page Six]
  

• Kevin Federline shaved his head in a show of solidarity with his estranged, rehabbing wife Britney Spears, then partied for her in Vegas. [Us Weekly]
  

• The AP now refuses to cover Paris Hilton, "barring any major, major news." Because look how well that worked out for Lloyd Grove! [NYO]
  

• Are Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams on the rocks? Heath's solo Valentine's day at Teddy's might be a clue. Then again, this chummy photo was taken last Saturday. Hmm! [Gatecrasher, second item]
  

• Brandon Davis, the oil heir who's 'famous' for coining "firecrotch" and for being the ugliest man ever to date Mischa Barton, caused quite a ruckus at Paris Hilton's zillionth 26th birthday party. At one point, he picked up Courtney Love and told her "I want to squirt on you." Horrors. [R&M]
  

• New pix have emerged of Britney Spears attacking a paparazzo's car with an umbrella on Wednesday night. We think the Daily News is kind of sexist to characterize this as a 'freakout' — when male celebs attack photographers, they're just being 'assertive.' It's not fair. [NYDN]
  

So, Britney Spears has reentered some rehab facility or other. And maybe the Post's hope that she'll stay there until we win in Iraq will pan out this time; according to TMZ, this is Britney's "last chance" before K-Fed goes looking for full custody.

• On her way from another one-day rehab stint in Malibu, Britney Spears found time to tell People that she's "great." [People]
  

• Britney Spears should remain in rehab until we win in Iraq. [NYP]
  

• Crashing a stranger's birthday party in an ugly wig probably wasn't the best idea Britney's ever had. [NYDN]
  

• The tarnished pop princess was spotted covering up with a "short blonde wig" as she chain-smoked by the pool at the Mondrian in LA. Scintillating! [E! Online]
  

• Foxy Brown (aka Inga Marchand), who recently completed her probation for attacking a manicurist in Manhattan, was arrested again yesterday for creating a disturbance in a beauty supply store. We're pissed at that eyeshadow too, Foxy! [TSG]
  

• Anna Nicole Smith may have instructed a nanny to underfeed infant Dannielynn in order to keep her "sexy." [TMZ]
  

• Factory Girl director George Hickenlooper was "forcibly ejected" from oily heir Brandon Davis's hotel room for... not being French or medicated enough? [Transom]
  

• Larry Birkhead, one of Anna Nicole's many possible impregnators, tried to get her off drugs while she was up the stick, but his efforts were met with resistance. [NYDN]
  

• Ad Age's Media Mavens: A remarkably diverse group. [copyranter]
  

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• Lloyd Grove takes a fairly exhaustive look at what it's like to be Jessica Simpson at the VMAs. It kind of makes you sick, but then so did Dukes of Hazzard. [Lowdown]
• Then on Page Six there's the whole VMA pre- and post-party gossip rundown, which is almost as boring and lackluster as the actual VMAs. [Page Six]
• Anna Wintour's boyfriend's daughter gets a promotion at Vogue Vanity Fair (Like you're not totally lazy at your job?!). Is it still nepotism if you're not related except by gross, old person casual sex? [Page Six]
• Will Harry Morton propose to Lindsay Lohan? Will Lindsay Lohan accept? Will that rash ever clear up? [TMZ]
• A restaurateur in the Hamptons rescues Susan Lucci from a flooded convertible. Some fat lady in the midwest is so happy she's throwing a party for her million cats. [R&M, 2nd Item]

• A new movie about Truman Capote, this time with poorer acting but gayer kissing. [Yahoo]
• Christina Milian, strapped for cash, sells clothes on eBay. The public, strapped for interest, shrugs. [TMZ]
• Norwegian police recover Munch's "The Scream." World's coffee mug and mousepad manufacturers breathe sigh of relief. [CNN]
• Before he starred in How to Eat Fried Worms, 12-year-old child actor Austin Rogers starred in Fuck Factory, which, funnily, also had a lot of worm eating in it. (badump-cha!) [dig]
• Some advice for college freshmen. Oops, we forgot you already know everything already. [Play]
• Sports journalist calls speed skater a weirdo. Speed skater's mom calls journalist's mom to make sure she knows what her son did, inadvertently making speed skater look like more of a weirdo. [Deadspin]
• A New York Supreme Court judge has prohibited the sale of the UES property blown up by the late Dr. Nicholas Bartha, thereby keeping Bartha's ex-wife from making the money he blew the house up to keep her from making in the first place. Bartha's ghost would totally love to make some pottery with the judge while listening to "Unchained Melody," if the judge is up for it.[NYP]
• Like that book we found in our mother's side table that made us very uncomfortable for, like, a month, but with a better soundtrack. [hipsterotica]