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Ted Cruz: "Yes My Dad Killed JFK"
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/03/16 11:22AMWatch Video of Two Reporters Fighting Each Other at a White House Correspondents Dinner Party
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/02/16 06:41PMHamilton Nolan · 04/22/16 02:25PM
Our Lawmakers Are Idiots Just Like Us
Ashley Feinberg · 03/31/16 10:09AMGovernment by the people, for the people would be great if we, the people, weren’t such morons. In deed, in an effort to insure that good grammar shall not perish from the earth, Official House Resolution No. 1220 comes to the good people of Missouri from Rep. Tracy McCreery, who has apparently built up some deep-seeded loathing for her colleagueses abuse of the English language. In an interview with the Missouri Riverfront Times, McCreery explained that her fellow pubic servants’ constant slips of the tongue had the affect of “nails on a chalkboard” and that “it happens pretty much daily.”
Cliven Bundy Made it to Oregon Just in Time to Get Arrested
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/11/16 10:20AMDrunk Guy Accidentally Shoots Woman During Benghazi Movie Screening
Ashley Feinberg · 01/22/16 01:55PMDuring an evening showing of 13 hours yesterday, a theater full of Benghazi enthusiasts in Renton, Washington bore witness to a different sort of disaster when an allegedly drunk 29-year-old dropped his gun, accidentally shooting one of his fellow theater-goers in the chest. As of this morning, the 40-year-old woman was listed as being in “serious condition.”
Iowa Republican Congressional Candidate Says We Should Just Start Killing Some of These Dang Immigrants
Chris Thompson · 12/01/15 08:33PMFox & Friends Host: I Remember Seeing American Muslims Cheering on 9/11
Allie Jones · 11/30/15 01:20PMThough many have condemned Donald Trump for repeating his claims that “thousands” of New Jersey Muslims celebrated on 9/11, and that there is old TV news footage somewhere out there to prove it, one brave, bumbling Fox & Friends host defended the “idea” of Trump’s story this morning. That man was Steve Doocy, of course.
Can Donald Trump Ever Be Too Stupid For His Stupid Supporters?
Hamilton Nolan · 10/22/15 09:08AMSo-Called Genius Needs More Than A Minute To Descend Two Feet
Chris Thompson · 09/30/15 06:25PMIs this what passes for genius these days? Oh man, gotta get from this short-ass perch to right there—right there—on that carpeted floor. Better rearrange the whole goddamn bed situation. Guy probably needs crampons and a hundred feet of rope to get back on the bed.
The Moon This Weekend Is Only a "Blood Moon" If You're Being Stupid
Tom Scocca · 09/25/15 02:43PM9/11 Survival Liar Somehow Makes Himself Look Even Worse
Sam Biddle · 09/16/15 10:30AMBankers Fired For Posting Fake ISIS Beheading Video on Instagram
Gabrielle Bluestone · 07/07/15 07:26AMReelz Doesn't Care Donald Trump Is an Asshole, Will Broadcast Miss USA
Gabrielle Bluestone · 07/02/15 07:24AMEnrique Iglesias, I Feel Like You're Pretty Rich—Why Not Hire a Driver?
Gabrielle Bluestone · 07/01/15 02:31PMFrank Bruni Loves Corporations
Hamilton Nolan · 07/01/15 09:02AMNBC to Donald Trump: You No Longer Work Here
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/29/15 01:50PMUnivision Canceled Miss USA Because Donald Trump Is an Asshole
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/25/15 12:05PMDonald Trump, to be fair, says a lot of idiot things. And for the most part, people just ignore him until he tires himself out, as you might a child having a tantrum. But it looks like his idiot comments about drug-addicted-rapist Mexicans rightfully offended some people—Univision says they’re not going to air the Miss USA beauty pageant as long as he’s involved.