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Making Banks Safer Will Make Banks Less Safe, Warns Evil Plutocrat
Hamilton Nolan · 06/10/15 08:42AMGood Idea, Jersey (Idiots)
Hamilton Nolan · 06/01/15 03:32PM"English Only, USA!" Chants Dumb Guy Ejected From Kindergarten Concert
Hudson Hongo · 04/28/15 02:00AMWho Is Dumber, Democrats or Republicans?
Hamilton Nolan · 03/31/15 03:23PMJackass President Damn Near Busts His Ass
Hamilton Nolan · 03/30/15 02:16PMLife's Nothing More Than a Dumb Kangaroo With a Watering Can on Its Head
Andy Cush · 03/24/15 02:43PMIn this life, you flail blindly, pummeling your way from one day to the next through alternating periods of heroic effort and helpless inertia, unwilling or unable to behold the world beyond the lonely confines of your own ego. In this way, you resemble an idiot kangaroo with a watering can stuck on its head.
Stupid Idiot Lost His $1 Million Winning Lottery Ticket Jesus Christ
Aleksander Chan · 03/13/15 11:35AM8-Year-Old Calls Out "Shithole" Editor for Cutting Cartoons from Paper
Hudson Hongo · 03/03/15 12:00AMBoston Mayor: Can You Idiots Stop Jumping Out Your Windows?
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/17/15 11:00AMRand Paul Also Has an Idiot Opinion About Vaccines
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/02/15 07:20PMTexas Rep. Asks Muslims to Swear They're Real, Anti-Terrorist Americans
Jay Hathaway · 01/29/15 05:30PMHooray, it's Texas Muslim Capitol Day! It's that one special day of the year when Muslim residents of Texas come to Austin to learn about political activism, have civil discussions with their representatives about issues that are important to them, hear a small group of angry protesters shout "Go home!" and "Jesus is the lord!" at them, and have a legislator demand that they swear a loyalty oath to prove they're real Americans. Oh boy!
Man Suggests Teens Could Have Been More Subtle About Fucking a Teacher
Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/23/15 01:24AMTroll Men Prank LAPD Cops Who Think They're Selling "Coke"
Aleksander Chan · 01/15/15 02:00PMThis Gambian Coup Failed Because the Plotters Were Dumbasses
Sam Biddle · 01/14/15 02:15PMConfused Woman Has a Really Rough Day at the Gas Station
Jay Hathaway · 12/31/14 10:20AMIt always sucks to pull your car into a gas station with the cap side accidentally facing away from the pump, but everyone's done it, and it's not hard to sympathize. Three times, though? How does that even happen?
Drunken Idiot Tries to Pedal Bike Mounted on Storefront
Jay Hathaway · 12/30/14 02:35PMAt the urging of a "friend," this presumably inebriated definitely idiot attempted to scale the half-bicycle mounted 12 feet up—for decorative purposes only, it should be emphasized—on the façade of RV&E Bikes in Canandaigua, New York. You already know what happened next.