Feeling blue about America's current economic prospects, Stephen Colbert found an opportunity for those seeking work. Unfortunately, the job is not an equal employment opportunity.

What are we going to do about jobs in this country? There are only like four jobs, total. Until Alvin Greene becomes senator! The weird South Carolina candidate has a plan for everyone to make Alvin Greene action figures.

Are you an LA-based cool person with "a dependable car or Vespa?" If so, you can be an intern for point-and-shoot nightlife photography conglomerate The Cobra Snake! Successful candidates will also have an "opportunity to learn about Vintage clothing."

The Way We Live Now: totally misunderstanding the situation. It says here that some of you youngsters remain optimistic about your chances out there? Allow us to correct your mistaken idealistic perceptions.

Bill Keller just sent out this memo to the NYT newsroom, informing them that soon-to-be-former NYT Magazine editor Gerald Marzorati (John Koblin reported he was leaving the mag last week) will now be taking on some vague "new products" venture. The magazine job is still up in the air! Got any inside info? Email me!

Longtime Vogue publisher Tom Florio is leaving after 25 years at parent company Condé Nast.

The founding editor of the Wall Street Journal's glossy lifestyle magazine has flown the coop. The newspaper is making kindly noises about the departure, but we hear the editor, Tina Gaudoin, has wanted out since at least last summer.

In your womp-filled Wednesday media column: Greta Van Susteren will never leave your TV screen, an ad blogger gets an ad job, Benoit Denizet-Lewis is a Good Man, and the FT is the paper of the future.

The suspect in the Natalee Holloway murder, Joran Van der Sloot, is looking for a new defense attorney after his Peruvian lawyer quit the case out of fear for his life: "I'm an older person. This isn't for me."

Star investigative reporter Murray Weiss is just the latest journalist leaving the New York Post.

We've told you about American Apparel's photo-based hiring standards, its anti-uglies internal policies, and its "natural" employee grooming standards. Yesterday, the company issued a statement defending itself. Well then. Time for AA employees to spill some dirt for you.

Yesterday, we told you about American Apparel's practice of making hires and promotions based largely on "full body" employee photos. We now have internal documents and photos detailing the policy—plus, former employees vent on life in AA's fashion dungeon.

A serious staff exodus is underway at the New York Post. The paper has lost several big names already this year. Now, several more (including Neel Shah) are leaving. Col Allan's management skills are perhaps not the best?

Last night on the Daily Show, Jon Stewart looked at the recent spike in employment. After learning that most of the new jobs were temporary jobs, Stewart came up with a number of options to make those census jobs last.

Interested in joining us here at Gawker? We're currently looking to add two people to the team, and we're also seeking another intern to join us for the summer.

In your bold Tuesday media column: female anchors walk out at Al-Jazeera, a slew of media job changes, Newsweek's sale draws closer, Graydon Carter's newest fancy, and happy birthday CNN.

Last year, gossip hack Shallon Lester left the NY Daily News for the lush, tempting pastures of an MTV reality television show. The show, Downtown Girls, premieres next week. What could go wrong?

We hear that Forbes lifestyle editor Lucy Maher is leaving for Hearst. (Know more? Email.)

We invite you to gaze upon these dozen classic advertisements for jobs that long ago disappeared, mostly. (Not included: Journalist). Pine for the days of abundant taxidermy and banjo careers!

Remember Aleksey Vayner, the misguided Yalie who made a terrible video resume for a banking job and then got publicly shamed for months? Well surprisingly that single act of destruction hasn't deterred the video resume boom. In fact, it's growing.