Kanye West is not known for being able to take a joke—although some of that might be due to the Fishsticks episode of South Park—but he loved James Franco and Seth Rogen's Bound 2 parody video. In fact, he loved it so much that he invited Rogen into a limo van where performed his entire unreleased album.

Rich dad Kanye West is no secret admirer of comically large body parts, and also expensive art. So the reason behind his past collaboration with Japanese artist Takashi Murakami is no surprise: humungous fake breasts.

Earlier reports indicated that Kim Kardashian's teenaged sister Kendall Jenner was bullied by the other models at fashion week this fall. But Kendall, who has quickly become successful in the fashion industry for you know, whatever reason, told Dazed that no one hates her because she is rich and beautiful.

Kanye West, a delicate, mysterious seahorse of a man swathed in only the most expensive and softest of linens, was late to his commercial flight from Paris to Helsinki yesterday, but no matter. A flight from Paris to Helsinki waits for Kanye West.

Remember that dark period in history when editor Anna Wintour dared to put Kim Kardashian and Kanye West on the cover of Vogue (last April)? She confesses now that she did so to get people talking about Vogue. Imagine that.

While rich baby North West may never get any treats, she could soon be in possession of her very own private island with a custom-built amusement park. According to Australian tabloid New Idea, Kim Kardashian has been eyeing Turtle Island off the coast of Queensland while promoting her new perfume Down Under.

Looks like Paper mag's big "break the internet" plan was simple: full-frontal Kim Kardashian. (Sadly her naked photos failed to break the internet on previous attempts, but maybe this time will be different.) Anyway, the very NSFW shots are certainly befitting of a Vogue cover model and Kanye is probably very proud.

Kim Kardashian's birthday on October 21st was the event it always is—she went to Hawaii, did a paid appearance at a Las Vegas nightclub, and went shopping. This year was extra special, however, because Kanye West let baby North ruin a morbidly expensive purse just for Mom.

Noted racist and anti-Semite John Galliano has officially come back to fashion. Maison Martin Margiela, the couture label that designed Kanye West's Yeezus tour wardrobe, confirmed today that Galliano will be its new creative director. Kanye himself first announced the news on Twitter.

Fashionable style robots Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have been escorting their painfully precious baby North West around Paris for Fashion Week and with every photo that emerges, North's grimace deepens. Is it pain over the constant photographers' flashes? Is it the dismal reality that the life of a human is finite? Or is it those leather leggings that are chafing her diapered bum?

The only thing worse than arriving to a funeral and realizing you are dressed exactly like the dead body is showing up to Fashion Week and realizing you are wearing the exact same thing as your husband, which is: not a bra, sister.

Kanye West knows a thing or two about life. Last week—as part of community service for assaulting an 18-year-old kid who verbally attacked his wife, Kim Kardashian—Kanye stopped by L.A. Trade Technical College and schooled a group of unsuspecting students in Yeezus 101.

A week after being wrongly accused of berating a disabled fan, Kanye West achieved ultimate redemption last night in Chicago when a man in a wheelchair crowd surfed during his performance at Common's AAHH! Festival.

In what certain outlets have characterized as a "rant," Kanye West responded to media publications (like ours) that reported he told a fan in a wheelchair to "stand up" at one of his concerts. His response? "I'm a married, Christian man... pick another target."

Kanye West allegedly pulled a real Joe Biden at a performance in Melbourne last night when he threatened to stop a performance if a wheelchair-bound fan—whoops!—didn't stand up.

A few weeks ago we brought you the story of Million Dollar Mano, Kanye West's one-time tour DJ who was supposedly fired by the rapper for being egregiously inept at his job of queueing up songs. Well, yesterday a new video of Kanye cursing out at another DJ was discovered, and it might be the funniest one yet.

Today, Kanye West's tour DJ Million Dollar Mano announced that he no longer works for the Chicago rapper. It's not yet known why the two split, but this hilarious video of Mano pissing West off by fucking up on his Yeezus Tour suggests that it miiiiiight not have been a mutual decision.

Of all the details assaulting the reader's senses in Page Six's factual report and/or work of dystopian literature about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding—the giant golden toilet, the marble piano—perhaps the most unabashedly Kanye was Mr. West's alleged 45-minute "toast to himself."

...Or, at least, that's what his wife and app genius Kim Kardashian claimed on Sunday's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Kanye West—deity, designer, rapper, producer, Chicagoan, husband, father, cousin, child, genius™, egotist, prophet, kilt fan, mean-mugger, and anti-college education advocate—was interviewed by GQ staff writer Zach Baron for a recently-released cover story in the magazine where collectors of quarters through U.S. history can trade old-timey currency. Also tits.