Gwyneth Paltrow bleeds for her art. Mel Gibson worries his child will become a "retarded brain-damaged idiot." Gerard Butler duets with John Mayer. Jessica Simpson debuts a new engagement ring. Monday gossip pushes through the pain.

Madonna appeared on Ellen today to talk about bullying in the gay community. Madonna talks about her own youth where she felt alienated and was called a "weirdo." She then credits the gay community for helping her through her adolescence.

Poor, on-the-mend Courtney Love will do anything to get close to Adrien Brody. Also today: Some harsh words for Demi Lovato's dad, Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky part ways, Bristol Palin has a problem, and a naked pregnant lady.

Millennia-old, fitness-crazed pop singer Madonna has partnered up with some investors to open ultra-luxe Hard Candy gyms around the world, the first a 30,000 sq.ft. megaplex in Mexico City. Just what sets a Madonna gym apart from the rest?

Taylor Swift writes an angry song about an older man named John. Anne Hathaway "cried everyday" filming sex scenes with Jake Gyllenhaal. Christina Aguilera's inevitable lesbian divorce rumors arrive. Tuesday gossip sings for its supper.

Christina Aguilera liked to hook up with women while married to Jordan Bratman. Jon Gosselin wants his kids off TV. And exclusive Dina Lohan interview can be yours for just thousands of dollars. Saturday Gossip Roundup is a bottled genie.

A surprisingly detailed (but possibly fake) story about Kate marrying her rockstar boyfriend. Snooki plans her Halloween costume: A pickle. Christina Aguilera files for divorce. Jesse James and Kat Von D are on the rocks. TGIFriday gossip.

Madonna apparently doesn't work well with others. She also hates actresses (and Chicago).

Lindsay Lohan: Free again. How much does it cost to have the Situation hang out with you? Oksana and Mel exchange dueling extortion claims. But, seriously, guys. Lindsay Lohan's out of jail! Saturday Gossip Roundup can't believe it either.

Lindsay Lohan has a bail hearing today. James Franco got a D in acting class. Taylor Momsen slaps Tim Gunn on the wrist. Nancy Wilson and Cameron Crowe divorce. TGIFriday gossip.

[Young Lourdes listened carefully—into one ear whispered a devil, and into the other an angel, but she could not remember which was which. Taylor Momsen, Lourdes Leon, and Madonna at a Material Girl event via Splash.]

LiLo was "giggling" and downing Jack and Coke when she admitted to using drugs. Lady Gaga's meat dress gets made into jerky. Britney Spears buys a skateboard for her sons. Thursday gossip is totally saturated.

Retired FDNY firefighter Robert Linhart was arrested Tuesday after showing up at Madonna's home with an ice pick and telling police, "I won't stop until I actually meet Madonna." Asked by the Daily News if she's afraid, Madonna said "No."

Our local NBC affiliate was lucky to grab Madonna and Lourdes on the pink carpet at the reveal of their Material Girl clothing line. The two chatted about sharing clothes, favorite colors and the discrepancy between their shoe sizes.

One intrepid reader found Madonna at S Fifth St. and Marcy Ave. in Williamsburg, Brooklyn today shooting scenes for her upcoming movie W.E.. He even filmed a video of her! Our Stalker game has officially been stepped up.

Lourdes Leon spent her summer launching a tween clothing line with mom Madonna, and yesterday was her first day at LaGuardia High School of Performing Arts, the public school that Fame was based on. Let's see how it went.

Yesterday, Madonna actually deigned to take the subway, New York's most proletariat conveyance. When she's in town, you might expect to see her going to Pilates or an adoption agency or something. But the subway? How could we miss this?

[In braids and knee socks, Lourdes Leon talks to mother and tween clothing line collaborator Madonna on the set of Madge's movie W.E. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

America's trashiest magazine collides with Snooki's allegedly abusive, fame-seeking boyfriend. Paris Hilton is "not worried" about her cocaine arrest. Kim Kardashian sees her sister's vagina and likes it. Naya Rivera definitely egged Mark Salling's car. Monday gossip is a mess.

Why did Lourdes Leon wear a marijuana-themed wristband? Lindsay Lohan may go free tomorrow. Taylor Momsen rather regrets her latest teen angst interview. Cuba Gooding Jr. parties with Johnny Weir. Tuesday gossip makes bold statements.