McDonald's New Mascot Is Actually Scarier Than Ronald McDonald
Aleksander Chan · 05/20/14 08:12AMAs if it was not already pernicious enough of fast food chains to create mascots for your children to feel inclined to befriend their chicken nuggets, McDonald's has traded in the workaday skeeviness of Ronald McDonald for the nightmare-inducing Happy, a giant Happy Meal box with dentures that wants to eat you.