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Hamilton Nolan · 04/28/14 07:44AM

"Historians called what happened a 'fever,' while lawmakers debated what should be done to end the plushy pussy mayhem." It is not just disappointing, but disconcerting, to find that this story is about a toy giveaway at McDonald's.

Topless Florida Woman Wrecks McDonalds, Pauses to Guzzle Ice Cream

Jay Hathaway · 04/08/14 12:28PM

A Florida woman wearing nothing but a thong rampaged through a St. Petersburg McDonald's Monday, banging her head on the counter and then attempting to take apart the kitchen with her bare hands. Eventually, she chilled out by eating soft-serve straight out of the machine.

Fast Food Workers Are Suing McDonald's for Wage Theft

Hamilton Nolan · 03/13/14 11:37AM

A coalition of McDonald's workers today announced that they're filing several class action McLawsuits against the company for "forcing them to work off the clock, shaving hours off their time cards and not paying them overtime."

Fast Food Breakfast Envelops America In Ceaseless Embrace

Hamilton Nolan · 02/25/14 09:56AM

There is nothing that you, the consumer, love more than a paper bag filled with piping hot breakfast items purchased from one of our nation's fast food outlets. It is the only high point in the otherwise dreary days of the majority of Americans. Fortunately, fast food breakfast will now be more inescapable than ever.

This Is How McDonald's Makes Chicken McNuggets

Taylor Berman · 02/04/14 11:26AM

To dispel that old "pink slime" rumor, McDonald's Canada released a video detailing how it makes its Chicken McNuggets. The process is not "pink slime" gross, but it's still sort of disgusting.

McDonald's Still Wants to Be the New Starbucks

Hamilton Nolan · 01/29/14 10:26AM

McDonald's was once known as a "restaurant" where Americans could purchase, at reasonable prices, hamburgers the size and flavor of air hockey discs. Those days are gone. Fast food is a loser's game. McDonald's now aims to be the new Starbucks.