With Christmas just around the corner, McDonald's is making sure its underpaid employees don't forget to generously tip their stable of domestic servants.

When Greg and Stacye Terry ordered breakfast off their local McDonald's' Dollar Menu, they didn't expect to get handed a bag full of dollars.

Sure, McDonald's employees might be starving and in need of vacation, but will that stop Americans from getting excited about Mickey D's new "build-your-own-burgers" option?

McDonald's has dispensed a whole mess of poor advice to its underpaid employees in recent months — get a second job, sign up for food stamps — but this latest Holiday haul may be its Grinchiest yet.

Nothing marks the annual return of the McRib like the annual attempts to ruin the McRib with breathless horror stories exposing its "secret ingredient" (think smaller and more legs).

Labor advocates are promoting a shocking (edited) recording of a phone call between a longtime McDonald's worker and the company's 1-866 McResource Line, in which an operator advises the worker to bolster her $8.25-an-hour wages by signing up for food stamps and Medicaid. Good for McDonald's! Why should they keep pretending that our economy isn't completely ruined?

It is at once the most ridiculed and most misunderstood lawsuit in American history.

The sands of time eventually destroy all things. Not actual McDonald's burgers—those are pretty much immortal, like all plastics. But McDonald's cheapest prices? Those will be dead in just two weeks.

For almost a year now, a national labor movement has been pushing for higher wages for America's fast food workers. Last week in Chicago, a longtime McDonald's worker interrupted a speech by McDonald's USA president Jeff Stratton, asking "Do you think it's fair that I have to be living on a poverty wage?"

It's well established that when people are mad, they tend to say things they'll later regret.

A 69-year-old pantsless masturbating Florida man couldn’t keep his hands to himself as he went through a McDonald’s drive-thru in Wildwood, Florida.

One McDonald's franchisee in California looking to promote the company's new bone-in chicken wings ended up making the limited-time menu item look like shit.

If you’ve ever wanted to go to McDonald’s and make one giant sandwich out of every sandwich they offer, the good news is that you can as long as you have $140.33. Nick at Dude Foods, who claims that building the McEverything has been the “number one item” on his bucket list for a few years, recently completed this horrifying feat. But why would anyone want a sandwich that combines a fucking Sausage McGriddle, a Big Mac, and a Filet-O-Fish?

Two teens on a romantic night out decided to class up their visit to a local McDonald's with a tablecloth, some dinnerware, a pair of wine glasses, a few fake candles, and a handmade straw centerpiece.

Police in California say a local McDonald's manager has confessed to robbing two McDonald's restaurants at gunpoint — including his very own branch.

A new season is dawning, and with it, a new craving in America's soul. A craving for sustenance. A new kind of sustenance. Or, more accurately, a "comically large quantity of McDonald's food items" kind of sustenance.

Unwilling to let Taco Bell have all the fun with new fast food products, McDonald's announced on Monday that it will sell chicken wings nationwide starting in September. The bone-in wings, which McDonald's calls “Mighty Wings,” will be breaded, fried, and seasoned with cayenne and chili peppers.

With fast-food workers around the country striking for better pay, a new study finds that McDonald's could double all of its employees' wages and benefits—including the CEO's—and the cost of a Big Mac would only increase by 68 cents. The Dollar Menu would increase to $1.17.

After being denied service by a drive-thru employee, one McDonald's customer who attempted to place an order while on horseback decided to try her luck inside the restaurant.

McDonald's is under fire this week for launching a "budget planner" for employees that can best be summed up with the following maxim: If you don't want to end up homeless and possibly dead, get yourself a second job.